Anyone feeling psychic who can help me find my glasses?

[UnhappyAndYouKnowIt]

I woke up way too early this morning, so I went downstairs, had a drink and fed the cat before coming back upstairs for a nap.

I was reading on my phone, fell asleep and when I woke up my glasses were gone. Not on the bedside table where they live. I stripped the bed and changed the sheets. Pulled out the bed, checked all around...

I have my old spares on but they are 2 years old and not varifocals. I'm stumped and really frustrated with myself.

Any ideas where they could be?

Or the microwave.

Behind the kettle or somewhere near kettle

Just say “Jesus lost, Jesus found” out loud and they’ll miraculously appear.

I offered my kids £10 for whoever found them, but we've not turned them up. It's bizarre. I feel like we've pulled the whole house apart.