Anyone fancy a "true piece of history"?

[Londonmummy66]

I just wondered which of his children were conceived in this one.... www.ebay.co.uk/itm/156591323821?_skw=vintage+wooden+double+bed&itmmeta=01JRX3DZ5YDXYYNBWVYHKPASJQ&hash=item247591faad%3Ag%3A8VoAAOSwSzlnZI10&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA4FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1eDdbuqY4zIuYjEnTeBgTW1EfQQdrFoCGfTMZoXS5F70L3Wjm61dY76dxkFqYypKycGC%2FLS99wuiENz%2FgBN5X%2FuIQ3yr9ApEiCpJ0El3AMTC2xyfoBdby85gKjI2olYTxPfvmgDWiutZ6W9rbgSz45No6ufUL8FLyz5z8F2T02XdcDUUDGmAc5VcLEbfy4xWkJS2EiBzO1WPGsXqYrjqD%2Bsm%2FvUTkLc6XAdmD7Ov8lsEzqemhsrtKPJVLlr9%2BcjsrxTp%2F4FUDHcX4zBUH0zl78G%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR4zzt6PHZQ&LH_ItemCondition=3000

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Yep!

How is this validated as BoJo's bed? 🛌

Ew 🤢

I'd rather sleep on the floor.

It’s deeply odd that someone appears to think this would be a selling point.

Maybe they think of it as a relic, like all those splinters of the True Cross and foreskins of Jesus knocking about in medieval times.

Condition: Used

Barf

Is it a bed? Looks like a massive sofa to me.

I think it’s interesting it used to belong to Boris. I would want to know from which period though - Spectator, Major of London, PM , post Covid.

how on earth would you get a bottom sheet to fit?

Yes, exactly.
And the back bit.... just imagine BOJO's bare, sweaty, greasy, spotty back on that fabric!

Don't use a blacklight on it! 😳

I suppose you could have an event where it gets burnt, and charge for spectators. Assuming there would not be a fight over who gets to light the match.

Scummy … and the sofa

Agree, it’s a sort of extra wide chaise not a bed

Eleven watchers!!! Maybe Bojo a bit short of cash.

Absolute evidence that money can't buy taste.

Be still my beating heart. 💓💓

it’s ok, I am not in lust, I have arrhythmia.

Gross, you couldn't pay me to take that thing away.

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Yuck. It's gross.

Who on earth is going to pay nearly £1000 for that pile of crap?

Oversized, ugly and poor value for money. And I don't much care for his bed thing either.

Why on earth would someone be selling “Boris Johnson’s” bed on eBay??

Maybe would appeal to practicers of voodoo....

Because it is Boris Johnson and he's short of cash?