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Who is your weirdest crush?

55 replies

jujiju · 10/04/2025 22:52

Mine is Joe Wilkinson. Phwoar 🤣

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Crispynoodle · 12/09/2025 22:19

Nitin Ganatra the guy who played Masood in Eastenders he has the most kissable lips ever!

TitsInAbsentia · 12/09/2025 22:40

Greg Davies (oh Greggy...I know you're reading this!) but I'm starting to think he's not a weird crush at all really...

HaroldMeaker · 12/09/2025 22:55

I had an unexpected sex dream about John Torrode once. I still think about it sometimes.

TitsInAbsentia · 12/09/2025 22:56

I mean....I know where he lives @HaroldMeaker 😂

alondonerabroad · 12/09/2025 23:06

Robert the robot from mr tumbles programme. It’s all that metallic gear I think

Squirrelsnut · 12/09/2025 23:14

The man who played the cheery gardener on a CBeebies programme. Mr something.

Oganesson118 · 12/09/2025 23:15

Tom Parker Bowles
Elon Musk

Tarkan · 12/09/2025 23:15

Tony Robinson

CheeseWisely · 12/09/2025 23:15

Mike Wozniak, and Joe Wilkinson. I love a funny man in a brown suit apparently.

CheeseWisely · 12/09/2025 23:16

CheeseWisely · 12/09/2025 23:15

Mike Wozniak, and Joe Wilkinson. I love a funny man in a brown suit apparently.

Oh yeah Richard Ayoade too. Fits the brief 🤷🏻‍♀️

bluebellinthewood · 12/09/2025 23:21

TitsInAbsentia · 12/09/2025 22:40

Greg Davies (oh Greggy...I know you're reading this!) but I'm starting to think he's not a weird crush at all really...

Oh yes I agree - Greg Davies and Stephen mangan both weirdly give me the fanny gallops@TitsInAbsentia

Oganesson118 · 12/09/2025 23:31

Forgot to mention, Ross Kemp

augustusglupe · 12/09/2025 23:41

Phil Mitchell.

peachgreen · 12/09/2025 23:42

Tarkan · 12/09/2025 23:15

Tony Robinson

ME TOO. He’s got a twinkle.

Wadadli · 12/09/2025 23:49

Whenever it was that a certain BBC newsreader / journalist announced that he and his partner were expecting a baby, I was seriously annoyed and unexpectedly jealous. Reader, the newsreader / journalist was John [fucking] Humphreys 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

WhatICallMyUsername · 13/09/2025 00:05

Squirrelsnut · 12/09/2025 23:14

The man who played the cheery gardener on a CBeebies programme. Mr something.

Mr Bloom!

Spaghettimoth · 13/09/2025 00:08

Grizzly Adams since forever, and my absolute favourite, Bob Mortimer.

HopeSpringsInfernal · 13/09/2025 00:39

Mackemzie Crook. I know, I know...

KitTea3 · 13/09/2025 00:41

As a teen I had a massive crush on Vic Reeves (of Reeves and Mortimer fame) 😬😳

cobrakaieaglefang · 13/09/2025 07:43

Spaghettimoth · 13/09/2025 00:08

Grizzly Adams since forever, and my absolute favourite, Bob Mortimer.

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same...grizzly Adams, when I was a kid..mix of early 'fancying' men and not having adult male role models.

Psychoville78 · 13/09/2025 07:49

Mr Bloom!

AuldTheDeepMinded · 13/09/2025 07:51

Paul Martin the antique expert.

WTDress · 13/09/2025 08:11

bluebellinthewood · 12/09/2025 23:21

Oh yes I agree - Greg Davies and Stephen mangan both weirdly give me the fanny gallops@TitsInAbsentia

Nothing weird about Stephen Mangan, he’s gorgeous!

I’m also another vote for Richard Ayoade. When Moss and Jen slept together I felt a definite pang of jealousy 🤣

Gladysknightjustwalkinmyshoes · 13/09/2025 09:18

The shake n vac lady 70s advert
The lady from the 70s public information film.. what is he doing with those candle sticks.
The above was whilst growing up and erm not now.😁

RedRec · 13/09/2025 12:58

AuldTheDeepMinded · 13/09/2025 07:51

Paul Martin the antique expert.

I used to fancy him too until I saw him on Richard Osman's House of Games and found that he is as thick as pigshit.