Glorious. Early April Fool? Nobody could really live like this.

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Wow, just wow. Says she has a husband and two children. Not a mention of them in this so called daily routine! Poor buggers. (Seems to be from The Times.)

What a load of wanky bollocks.

Sorry, not his sperm but the strength of their nightime erections.
Absolute wrong'un

Oh I am regretting reading this thread now thanks very much @MillicentFaucet 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

crock of shite

Right?! I traumatized by this.

Oh, is he the one whose entire life is an experiment to see how long he can live?
I think he already looks like a corpse, he's very pale and not in a good way. He just looks weird.

He just looks weird

true dat

It was the 18 degrees as cold that got me too! I don't think my house ever gets as hot as 18!

Looks like she’s outsourced her botox and lip fillers though. Or has that happened naturally as a result of her armpit detox? What a load of wanky auld bollocks.

I think it is a special tape that the Local Authorities put across peoples mouths if they swear too much.

Be careful!

My husband saw this on BlueSky and supplied me with the first image on this thread. He's now sent me two follow ups, which some of you have probably seen before from the mention of Faraday cages. I expect this will take a few minutes to get through the AI scrutiny process, so be patient!

That sounds really really boring

It sounds utterly self-obsessed and utterly doolally! Time was people would cross the road to avoid people like this. Now they make a good living on social media as influencers. Strange times.

Oh god, biohacking! I have a friend who’s into this - not nearly as extreme as these articles, but she’s paid for a special tap water filter with added woo for her kitchen, a mattress that grounds you as you sleep (cost 5k), wears those blue light glasses as soon as it gets dark and also has a pendant that’s supposed to block 5G waves. All I can think of is that Harry Enfield “I saw you coming” sketch…

Is there a Tom Baker appreciation society, I want to join if so.

A pendant that blocks 5G waves? Blocks them from where? What fucking idiocy is this?

Hahaha people are fruitcakes. I love it

Thank you for Tom Hollander - love that man.

Salutary to read that and then check that yes, indeed, Tom Baker is still alive at 91. Clearly self-pickled. I think Keith Richards kicked his various habits a long time ago but it still amazes me that he's made it to 81.

The thing is, I doubt either Tom or Keith would find much fun in talking to me, but I'd love to be in their company. They look like they know how to laugh, including how to laugh at themselves. These 'biohackers' look as if they're probably training themselves not to smile or laugh because of the possibility of laugh lines.

I thought my routine was a ball ache..
rub cream stuff in face ( cheap from B and M)
Hot flannel it off
clean teeth
occasional floss and mouth wash

morning :
shower 3 mins
sunblock
makeup 1 minute
run hands through hair as I put it up

I had a dental implant fitted last July and the dentist "threw in" free tooth whitening kit-I haven't even done that yet as it seems such a faff! After reading about all this shit these people do, I must up my game!

I am going to re read the article now, for a good laugh!