In the words of Victor Meldrew and said in exactly the same tone of voice - I don't belieeeeeeeve it!
Vernon is playing that Elkie Brooks song from her piano room session AGAIN. I reckon it has been played eleventy thousand times across his show, Jo Wiley, Scott Mills and probably everyone else's show as well.
Why is it on AGAIN? And the interview? And the Happy Birthday. I feel like I'm in some sort of time warp.