Tell me you’re a toddler mum without telling me you’re a toddler mum…

[Sylviasocks]

Sure this has been done 100 times already but “tell me you’re a toddler mum without telling me you’re a toddler mum”.

We’re on first name terms with the bin men and keep a pallet knife in the kitchen to scrape Weetabix off the floor.

Your turn!

My handbag is full of fresh nappies and wipes and there are spaghetti stains on my new carpet already because the "drop zone" playmat was in the wash for 1 day. I used to be a big reader but these days when anyone asks what I'm reading, I have to think for a moment about when I last read a book that didn't have a Ladybird symbol on it.

I was driving to work once and callled out "Look! There's a big red tractor over there!"

I was on my own in the car at the time 😳

My house is a tip and after a bad night I just don't have the energy to tidy it.... (my only day off and the lil one is in nursery).

Having to fish random things out of a cup of tea.
Like banana.

NO!!
(the only phrase which seems to be used in our house currently)

Asking the dog if his dinner is yummy.

<<rewind 3 years>>

There's a toy dinosaur in my dishwasher

If I open social media/you tube most of the suggestions are the wiggles.