The world is ending tomorrow - what would MN look like?

[Kibble29]

Just lighthearted of course, no indication that we’re all off to meet our maker tomorrow!

What would MN look like if we had 24 hours to go?

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Neighbour won’t stop crying loudly through the wall since the news broke. AIBU to ask her to do it in another room?

DSC is here, AIBU to think he needs to go to his Mum’s today as planned?

DH said he wants sex one last time before we die - why is he such a misogynist?

AIBU to eat the naice crisps tonight?

Is it okay to face the end of the world in my Seasalt flowery dress - or should I be going for something more upmarket? I still have the jumpsuit I bought for DH’s black tie work do but never wore because he - well, anyway, would sequins be too much?

Preppers coming on with the “we told you so” and me feeling irritated that I didn’t prep enough.

Someone somewhere would post a thread saying “I know we are going to all die in 24 hours but don’t you think it’s disgusting when women get pregnant against a man’s wishes” 😂

Also “We are supposed to be going in the town’s underground bunker but my DH isn’t helping with the kids and is having a long poo. Should I go without him?”

And “I know it’s the end of the world but that’s no excuse to park outside my home! WIBU to tell the terrified family trying to flee death to repark their car?”

I’ve just finished reading ‘On The Beach’ which is all about this scenario. So I’d be posting about why wouldn’t that guy shag me when he must have known his wife died already. Or asking where could I buy a pogo stick for my dead daughter. Or asking how many double brandies day is acceptable.

Are you positing a scenario where people KNOW that the world is ending in 24 hours? If so, I imagine that MN would be deserted. And I would feel a tremendous amount of sympathy for someone who was on here looking for solace - and would very much hope that they find it.

Should I use my remaining time to declutter to make life easier for the alien archeologists who might one day find us (assuming my house isn't blown to smithereens)? I don't want them to think that I was messy.