Things that happen during intimate moments that make you die a little on the inside

[NoEffingWay]

I should probably name change for this but I can't be arsed to!

So, picture the scene, you've had a nice relaxing day with DP/DH and you head upstairs for a romantic moment without clothing . At a crucial moment, I farted, loudly and without warning. We're not shy about bodily functions, it happens, we are grown ups. However, I was going for sexy seductress, not giggling helplessly in an uncompromising position...Help me feel better mumsnetters!

With my ex, I came so hard that I farted on his balls 🙃🙈

When my relationship with my now DH was quite new, we were in the middle of things and he suddenly sneezed - all over me. He's quite a wet sneezer.....

It wasn’t funny at the time but looking back. l went over onto all fours, he was kneeling behind me and in doing so, l accidentally kicked him harshly in the balls.

He needed recovery time and it was only polite to kiss it better!

Bf: “Is it (vibrator) turned on?”

Me, deaf during moments of stress: “Yes, I’m so turned on 😊”

Realising what he said seconds later, now living with lifetime of regret 😳😳😳😳