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What's the weirdest thing a guest in your house has done? (Lighthearted)

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ToddlerSwim · 07/01/2025 11:17

DH had a close childhood friend. They were in their early 20s and friend had come over to hang out (just for the evening not to stay over).

DH was still living with his parents at the time and they were all in the living room chatting when friend randomly gets up and announces "right I'm going for a bath" and just goes off and has a bath in their house.

It's such a small thing but so bizarre. What odd habits have you seen from house guests?

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Fimofriend · 08/01/2025 17:04

Arran2024 · 08/01/2025 12:29

Really? Don't you recycle? I go through our toilet bin and extract the cardboard and plastics to put them in the recycling bins.

You recycle BEFORE you put things in the bins. You put the different kinds of recycling in different bins. You do not handle bio hazards with your bare hands. It is beyond excentric, it is vile. And then you keep arguing with other posters who tell you that is it abnormal by reiterating over and over how normal you think it is.

Galatine · 08/01/2025 17:07

STOPCOLLABERATEANDLISTEN19 · 07/01/2025 15:07

my SIL had been in the toilet together with my seven year old neice - and after being in there an extended time, my Sil came out and loudly advised the whole room that her and my neice had sat on the edge of the bath looking through my drawer of private stuff, mainly period products - and my dirty washing basket

Grotesque, ive not had her back round since

Weird thing to do; but even weirder to announce the fact!

EnjoythemoneyJane · 08/01/2025 17:30

Gabitule · 07/01/2025 19:25

But I actually prefer to see the quote, otherwise someone’s reply makes no sense. So what if people quote full posts, it’s easy to scroll past them

(now imagine someone reading my message if it wasn’t linked to your message. It would make no sense in isolation)

Agree, tagging makes no sense in isolation so it’s fair enough to quote comments, but the thing that really pisses me off (and which you see almost daily on here now) is people re-posting the entire OP. It’s assumed you’re replying to the OP unless you state otherwise, there’s never any reason to quote the whole bloody thing again. I’ve even seen people do it when they’re the very first comment - a massive long OP copied and repeated directly underneath. WTAF?!

I think I’ve been lucky as my only experience of weird guest behaviour was a play date years ago. Woman I barely knew asked me to have her DD (classmate of DS) to tea after school, then instructed me not to give her pizza or similar, she’d have chicken, potatoes and broccoli, but it would ‘need to be organic’ (i.e. fkn expensive). Child predictably refused to eat a single mouthful so it all went in the bin (I honestly think the woman told me this in an effort to impress, bizarrely). She also refused bread or fruit and wouldn’t sit at the table at all, instead running around the house whilst my kids ate.

They were all upstairs playing when the mother arrived and I was calling them to come down when she physically pushed past me and went flying up the stairs on the pretext of getting her daughter. She was up there ages and I heard her going in and out of every single room, having a good old nose round.

When they eventually came down she started quizzing me on what we’d paid for the house and listing its faults, until the child started crying and saying she’d not been given any dinner. I explained she’d refused to eat her organic bloody chicken, but instead of apologising and taking her kid home, the mother immediately started rummaging through my fridge and opening all the kitchen cupboards, saying “oh darling, I’m sure we can find you something in here”.

I wouldn’t mind at all if a friend did this, but she’d never set foot in my house before! It’s unlike me not to speak up but I was so taken aback by her CF-ery I just sort of stood there until she finished and said with a big sigh, “I suppose I’ll just have to make you something when we get home”. I think if she’d found something she fancied she’d have literally made her child a meal with my food in my kitchen.

Wigglywoman · 08/01/2025 17:35

Had a woman (DDs friends mum) lift up my big living room rug to check for an animal that you would definitely not find in your average house 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Arran2024 · 08/01/2025 17:41

Fimofriend · 08/01/2025 17:04

You recycle BEFORE you put things in the bins. You put the different kinds of recycling in different bins. You do not handle bio hazards with your bare hands. It is beyond excentric, it is vile. And then you keep arguing with other posters who tell you that is it abnormal by reiterating over and over how normal you think it is.

I'm still here so those bio hazards haven't carried me off.

If you have bins in the toilet then surely people use them for whatever?

JessicafelloffTheKnappett · 08/01/2025 17:49

Wigglywoman · 08/01/2025 17:35

Had a woman (DDs friends mum) lift up my big living room rug to check for an animal that you would definitely not find in your average house 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

Please tell us what animal?
I'm picturing a zebra under a black and white stripey rug 🦓 🤣

keeppushingthrough · 08/01/2025 17:50

@Arran2024

I'm trying to think what would go in a toilet bin that could be recycled and all I can think of are toilet roll tubes and plastic toiletry bottles.

Surely it's less hassle to just put them straight in the recycling bin than do the totally unnecessary task of fishing through the other disgusting things that aren't recyclable: used cotton buds, used sanitary pads, tampons, used face wipes covered in old makeup etc.

It's truly weird.

Funkyslippers · 08/01/2025 17:51

I have a couple

Dd1 brought her Uni friend home for a few days. First time I ever met her she was stretched out on our sofa just after they arrived as she was "tired". I didn't know but dd1 had told her to help herself to anything. She pretty much took it literally. Dd2 was hungry so I said "get something from the treat cupboard". Said friend leapt up off the sofa, pretty much pushed dd2 out of the way & came back clutching a Crunchie bar, plus my open packet of sharer crisps that I'd put in the side. Next evening I had a friend round for drinks & she came downstairs wearing some very revealing shortie pyjamas and proceeded to sit on our armchair, one leg over the arm of the chair, giving us both a bit of an eyeful. She was quite a big girl too. She was also American so I'm wondering if she was just a bit more 'confident '. In a way I was quite in awe of her. She was quite nice though

Also my db came to stay for a few nights. He left the bedroom with tiny pieces of tissue paper rolled up on the floor. I've no idea what they were for. I should have asked him at the time...

On the flip side, I once stayed at a friend's & my bed had no mattress, just the base. I was too polite to say anything...I would now!

OrigamiOwls · 08/01/2025 17:53

Wigglywoman · 08/01/2025 17:35

Had a woman (DDs friends mum) lift up my big living room rug to check for an animal that you would definitely not find in your average house 🤦🏻‍♀️😂

I'm putting in an early bid for a tiger... Have you got one of those fake tiger rugs? 😂😂😂

Sisterwinter1969 · 08/01/2025 17:55

A friend and husband stayed with us for 10 days or so some years ago while they were sorting out accommodation etc for a work-related move.

The husband seemed to be an ideal guest until one day when I was putting my knickers on the indoor drier he started commenting on which ones he particularly liked. But otherwise there was not the slightest hint of anything untoward with him, but I did feel a bit on my guard afterwards.

verdantverdure · 08/01/2025 17:56

Sorry, I haven't read the whole thread.

What is the recommended way to clear one's own menstrual waste away if not to put it in the bin in the loo?

Kellph83 · 08/01/2025 18:01

My BIL came down from Birmingham (we’re in Essex) for the day to see his nephew (my son) spent the day looking at his phone, eating and drinking us out of everything and didn’t even talk to his nephew once lol
he drank every carton of juice we had then had the cheek to go to the shop and buy himself more drinks! He then had 3 plates of dinner. The icing on the cake was he sat on our sofa, pulled his sock off and started picking his feet! 🤮🤢 by then I’d had enough so told him to stop and it was rude.
he got to ours at 11am and was still here at 8.30pm. We kept hinting we had to get DS ready for bed etc but he didn’t move. In the end our DS got his shoes, brought them in the living room and said it’s time to go home now 🤣

txlibertylady · 08/01/2025 18:01

Skid marks on the toilet seat is just nasty and nothing but lazy!

ChampagneLassie · 08/01/2025 18:02

@PenCreed oh you’ve taken me back 30 years to sleepover at a friends house and discovering their toilet roll was facing the wrong way, so naturally I changed it. I was bemused on my next visit to discover it had been moved back…so now decided to keep moving it to see if this continued, just for giggles. There were other house guests and lots of comings and goings so I felt safe I wouldn’t be identified. I must have switched it back about 5 times. Obviously driving them mad but nothing was said

Theextraordinaryisintheordinary · 08/01/2025 18:04

Myfairyhanny · 07/01/2025 12:49

FIL came to stay one year for Christmas and brought a can of WD40 with him. He intended to spray all the door hinges so we would not hear them open if he needed to go to the loo in the middle of the night. He was in the annexe - we'd have not heard anything!!

That’s sweet

VoltaireMittyDream · 08/01/2025 18:05

verdantverdure · 08/01/2025 17:56

Sorry, I haven't read the whole thread.

What is the recommended way to clear one's own menstrual waste away if not to put it in the bin in the loo?

Suck it back up into your uterus until you are safely contained in your underground bunker of womanly uncleanness? Who knows?

Alwaysthehost · 08/01/2025 18:09

BIL and SIL came to stay recently. They were in our downstairs guest room which has an en-suite. Our bedroom is upstairs with no en-suite, just the one bathroom upstairs. Was just getting up in the morning and BIL decided for some reason to come upstairs and use our bathroom to have a crap, left it absolutely stinking and full of skids. Asked my husband why he’d do that and he said he probably didn’t want his wife to have to smell it?! But it was ok for me to have to!

emmax1980 · 08/01/2025 18:10

My husband's friend stayed over on the sofa and had taken all his clothes off and they were folded up on the floor. My husband got the shock of his life when getting up to get a glass of water.

PenCreed · 08/01/2025 18:11

ChampagneLassie · 08/01/2025 18:02

@PenCreed oh you’ve taken me back 30 years to sleepover at a friends house and discovering their toilet roll was facing the wrong way, so naturally I changed it. I was bemused on my next visit to discover it had been moved back…so now decided to keep moving it to see if this continued, just for giggles. There were other house guests and lots of comings and goings so I felt safe I wouldn’t be identified. I must have switched it back about 5 times. Obviously driving them mad but nothing was said

If it was a friend I’d know they were messing with me! My ILs aren’t the type to do that, and only did it on their most recent visit which is why it was so weird. Still, it could be a whole lot worse given the rest of this thread!

notprincehamlet · 08/01/2025 18:13

Brought, carried round and grazed on their own ham

LocutisOfBorg · 08/01/2025 18:13

OurDreamLife · 07/01/2025 11:30

I once had someone who was barely a friend come over unannounced and switch the oven on, look through my fridge freezer and cooked themselves something to eat. At 11pm.

I was early 20s and too taken
aback to stop them but these days I wouldn’t answer the door at that time or I would tell them they couldn’t come in and then close the door on them.

Over the past few months I’ve lost count of people who have left skid marks all over my toilet.

I’m currently being very picky over who comes over now because over the past year I’ve realised how little some respect others houses. I would be here all day if I wrote down the things people have done.

He went for a wank

LocutisOfBorg · 08/01/2025 18:15

LocutisOfBorg · 08/01/2025 18:13

He went for a wank

Oh gosh I'm such a tit.. this was supposed to be in response to the one about the bloke having a random bath 🤦🏼‍♀️

Wigglywoman · 08/01/2025 18:18

OrigamiOwls · 08/01/2025 17:53

I'm putting in an early bid for a tiger... Have you got one of those fake tiger rugs? 😂😂😂

A bat!!

nope unfortunately not, just your average living room rug 😭😂 I was absolutely baffled at someone lifting my rug for any reason 😂😂

AliceMcK · 08/01/2025 18:18

VoltaireMittyDream · 08/01/2025 13:40

But this started with your horror of DIL using your bathroom bin, and your outraged refusal to ‘clean up someone’s menstrual waste’ - expressed as though she might have been smearing her used tampons all over your bathroom walls rather than putting wrapped up pads in a bin that most people would use for this purpose without a second thought.

This is a you problem - your determined refusal to use bin bags (!) or a bin with a lid is going to mean you are destined to face ‘menstrual waste’ at closer quarters than necessary.

Well your absolutely wrong there, that was not my post! I commented on that post that I would never leave MY pads in my INLAWS bin (both in their 80s) because I know what my in-laws are like.

I think it’s common decency not to leave my pads whether blood or pee soaked in someone else house for them to clear away after I leave.

I also commented that I would have no issue with someone leaving a pad in my bathroom bin if wrapped up but also pointed out given the stories on this thread some people wouldn’t have the courtesy to wrap them up, including my ex flat mate who I also mentioned would throw her used tampons in the bin unwrapped even if the bin was full.

BellaCiaoBellaCiao · 08/01/2025 18:23

CandidHedgehog · 08/01/2025 12:22

I would count myself as ‘older generation’ (old enough to have granddaughters this could apply to anyway) and my mother made it vv clear that under no circumstances were pads to be flushed as they would block the toilet.

Your house must have had super toilets / sewers!

My periods started in 1982. Both my mum
and I flushed sanitary towels, and latterly, tampons. We all did. And they were really quite bulky.

I had never seen a bathroom bin in anyone’s house.
I was still flushing tampons almost until the menopause hit. It wasn’t a known thing not to, tbh.

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