(lighthearted) petty things that make you judge a person

[witchycat2]

People who don't like any hot drinks. A hot drink for me is the ultimate comfort. Someone told me they don't like them because they don't want to have to wait for their drink to cool down if they let thirsty. Who drinks a hot drink due to thirst?!

People who say they don't like water. How? You need water to survive. Not liking water is like not liking oxygen. And when you're dehydrated there's nothing like water.

Personalised number plates. What a waste of money and why would you want to be recognisable when driving.

Oh yes I agree with this! Technically Christmas has only just started...

personalised number plates
wearing pyjamas out and about

Loving this thread.

Literally all of the above.

Plus:
people who ‘don’t eat fruit and vegetables’
poor bodily hygiene
people who put ketchup on veg or pasta
eating loudly
bad manners
can I get instead of can I have in a cafe.

bad grammar
bad spelling

(Specific call out post) people who don’t like crisps, KNOW they don’t like crisps, and yet each time you open a packet of crisps asks if they can ‘just try one’ because they look so nice and maybe they’ll like crisps this time. Such people will then proceed to take a very large crisp, crunch it with a thoughtful air and declare it’s ‘not very nice’. They walk away. A few days later, you decide it might be nice to have a packet of crisps. You foolishly open it within earshot of such people. They wander over to you, with eyes glinting…. The vicious cycle continues.

It's me! I don't like tea, coffee, milk or water! Trust me I wish I liked water, it's a chore I forget about because it tastes of nothing.

Judgey people
I have some relatives who enjoy nitpicking acquaintances and anyone they see on tv / out: ‘why are they wearing/doing that’ etc?
Everyone has their reasons and if it’s not harming anyone/you…. It’s just an ego boost

People who claim not to like a whole thing like dogs, Chinese food, film
People who insult but think it’s ok because they are just being honest
Anyone using the phrase ‘authentic self’

Anyone who doesn’t like cake!

People who dress their kids in Juicy Couture. Actually, anyone wearing Juicy Couture full stop. Those little Gucci /Armani man bags worn with socks and sliders. Hood Rich stuff. Huge cartoon onesies. All regularly seem in Magistrates Court.

People who are snooty about using public transport.

People who have fake nails and nail art.

I'm one of these people!
I don't like Chinese food, I've tried plenty over the years. I just don't enjoy the flavours.

People who say " I seen" or " I done".
Personalised plates
Limp handshakes

Mine are phrases/words..Light Bites, bite to eat, sweet treats, my bad, hospickle .. God knows why😃

Personalised number plates

People that get lip fillers

People that like ketchup on their bacon sandwich rather than brown sauce (!)

I don’t like hot drinks or cats.

Lip fillers

Laminated brows

Blindly following fashion even when it doesn't suit

Being on a phone rather than interacting with their own children

Lack of parenting

Lack of observation of law (ie when driving etc)

I'm a hot drink hater!

I really judge people who don't walk their dogs and people with overweight pets.

Go fund me pages for reasons like 'I'm travelling the world' or 'I didn't buy travel insurance'. Take some responsibility.

Omg this is indeed me.in tbe pub, mostly, but if they are actually nice i do get myself a pack

Actually it should be be 'Please may i have....?'!!!!!!

People who don’t cover their mouth when they cough in public. I will judge them hard. Someone coughed all in my hair in a queue the other day

i worked for a surgeon who had a limp hand shake
i understood why

“May” I have, My teacher used to say, as he slapped us on the head

“Only you know if you can, only I know if you may”

A lot to be said for 50s education

His other gem was

StationAry Ain’t Going Anywhere. StionEry Envelope and Stuff.

People who think my dog is a St Bernard, he's not he's a Bernese and then proceed to ask me where his barrel is.

Then people who tell me my dog has a short lifespan.. yeh thanks for that, I had no clue, besides how rude!

Also vaping

Drunk slurry people who get in my face at the pub

People who are sick that go out coughing over everyone.

Anyone who calls me darling

Anyone who taps arms for attention

Oh and Instagram.. tapoy fingers on a product

Women with extremely long, clacky nails

"Health conscious" vegans who consume their own bodyweight in UPF processed protein bars and meat substitutes

People who claim they can speak 5-6 languages fluently (No, no you can't. you do not understand the difference between fluency and memorising a few phrases)

Very noticeably crooked teeth in an otherwise groomed and presentable person