Why is my house not selling?

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https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/156093473?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR1-vXsNzUjcozv19Y6MkCkUOoEct25HbPCNnovPL2qVBhRTigMlftU_hTg_aem_XPWU_Yvc4qkeZQxK-B1E1g#/?channel=RES_BUY

I despair for humanity.

I clicked on this just now, had a look at the photos still up on the site itself and thought you were all being a bit judgy and dramatic, although I was a bit confused by someone’s reference to photo 12 when only 9 were on there…

And then I looked at the property pack 😳

Good grief, is this a joke or is the estate agent’s photographer unusually unobservant?

Is it a dungeon?

Have they changed the listing. I mean, the lounge is a touch OTT, but otherwise it’s fairly standard, and there is no photo 12

Yes. If you look at the "brochure" you'll see it in all its glory.

Theyve removed the more interesting photos...

Holy shit that is grim!

Whoa. I must have led a very sheltered life, I thought that was a special Pilates chair at first.

They've taken the spicy pics down now.

Are you hosting weddings or funerals in the bathroom? Bit of both?

I missed the spicy pics. 😔

It currently produces an annual gross income of £9,100.
Is it liable for business rates?

Click to open up the full property description to get the link to the brochure to see the property in all it's sticky carpeted glory.

Reminds me of a flat I once viewed.

There was a pole set up in the middle of the living room. All the sofas were angled so they were looking at it.
The estate agent couldn't tell me whether it was holding up the ceiling or a business opportunity.

I didn't offer on the flat mainly because I was concerned that the pole might have caused structural damage.
They obviously have to be securely fixed in place & it could've caused unseen problems to both floor & ceiling.

(If anyone does have a pole set-up then does it cause problems to rafters or floor boards when you take it down?)

Makes sense now that they just left it all out if they are just the tenants who live there. Clearly they don’t want it to sell🤣

I thought it was some kind of mobility equipment for someone disabled at first 🤣🤣

Oh my Christ. The bedposts.

Aside from the frivolities, the narrow kitchen beggars belief!

Oh my giddy aunt. I was looking at the 9 photos thinking “what am I missing?” Then opened the property pack to see it in all its glory!!!

Filming it, lots of lights and staged set ups

Wonder if someone is being exploited

Doesnt feel very funny

The tenants want to stay... When you're shackled to a bed wearing a gimp mask, you HAVE to stay!

They just have to take pictures of whats there though dont they, I wouldnt have thought they have time to rebook

And on another tangent altogether, just shows that you can get properties that could be a family home very cheaply in parts of the UK

Omg who on earth would let an estate agent photograph all of that. Seriously weird.
It’s a 6.5-7% return for a landlord so I expect someone will buy it.

They really don’t want to move out do they?! Maybe sabotage. The owners must be well pissed off!

’Bob - get ALL the bondage gear out and put a sex towel on the bed. We’re not moving!’