I went Christmas shopping this afternoon, could not for the life of me find my parking ticket anywhere so had to press the little help button on the machine, security guard answered and we had the following conversation -
Me: Hello, I've lost my parking ticket
Him: no problem, what's your car registration?
Me: uhhh, emmm, ahhh, shit I can't remember it I'm sorry hold on I can look it up on my insurance email!
Him: That's okay, what level are you parked on and what is the car make and model?
Me: okay, I'm parked on level 5. NO NO 6!! And my car is a Toyota Yaris. No wait no it's not! I drive a Ford focus now.
Him: sniggering okay, make your payment on the screen now.
Fuck me. It's been a long day. Week. Month.