Tell us a joke...

[fanaticalfairy]

I'll start.

Why does Edward Woodward have 4 D's in his name...?
...if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar...

How do you drown a hipster?

Throw them in the main stream

What do you call a man with a condom on his nose.

Fuck nose

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

What has 4 fingers and a thumb, that's not your hand.

My hand.

Some of my old favourites. Best moo-ing voice optional.

Where do cows go at the weekend?
The moo-vies.

Why did the cow go to the theatre?
To see a moo-sical.

What do cows like to read?
The moos-paper.

What did the ocean say to the beach.
Nothing. It just waved.