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Risk assessment for the work Christmas lunch

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HelenInHeels · 29/11/2024 21:14

The team are going for Christmas lunch next week (and going back to work afterwards). The health and safety manager has asked everyone to read and sign a risk assessment form. Covering things like: alcohol can impair judgement. There may be people fighting so be careful. Be aware of allergies.

I'm speechless.

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midlifeattheoasis · 30/11/2024 11:17

SmalllChange · 29/11/2024 21:19

Anything about the weight of your arse breaking the photocopier?

They were the good old days

Xmas Grin
FormerlyPathologicallyHappy · 30/11/2024 11:23

HelenInHeels · 29/11/2024 21:18

For a two hour lunch and then back to work?

Some people are very efficient, they could have 3 courses and cheese and still fit casual sex in.

We've all got the same 24hrs.

HelenInHeels · 30/11/2024 11:25

FormerlyPathologicallyHappy · 30/11/2024 11:23

Some people are very efficient, they could have 3 courses and cheese and still fit casual sex in.

We've all got the same 24hrs.

🤣🤣🤣

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LoserWinner · 30/11/2024 11:37

HelenInHeels · 29/11/2024 21:17

They haven't though. I've worked there for years and there's never been anything like that ever.

So in past years, the risk assessment has worked to prevent problems?

rwalker · 30/11/2024 11:43

its covering there arse the reality is they won’t have the slightest interest
but ultimately it’s work related and there could be repercussions for them

Uricon2 · 30/11/2024 11:45

I think the "extra hour and then back to work" feels like it was dreamt up by Ebenezer himself.

Either have an evening do or give the afternoon off (happened at my workplace in the 70s, each team was covered by the others in turn) As I've remembered this was supplemented by the totally riotous "party in the office" on the last day, complete with mobile disco (and the top boss covering the phone and reception) I have to accept that they were just different times Grin

TheFormidableMrsC · 30/11/2024 13:03

SmalllChange · 29/11/2024 21:19

Anything about the weight of your arse breaking the photocopier?

I came to say this because a partner in a firm I worked for years ago did exactly this, broke the photocopier and left an arse hair on it. That was nice.

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