So fed up of telling scammers to fuck off.
Is your item still available?
(Me immediately thinking oh hello, my "item" . Sigh) Yes, it is. Are you interested?
Actually no, let's be friends / i wanted to talk to you about fake business shit / how about I pay you 500 for this 20 quid item / your item looks more amazing than the mona Lisa you're clearly the most amazingly talented and wonderful and brilliant human to ever walk the earth and you're destined to rule the world. Click this link.
Urgh. I know it's the downside to online selling but ffs we can send a man to the moon but we can't invent a way to punch people through the Internet?
Priorities people, priorities!