Need a good name for a mum's coffee meet up!

[zerofucksgivenever]

Hi everyone

I run a popular cafe and have been approached to start a mums meet up on a regular basis

Need to advertise if , but would like a really funny (pushing the boundaries) slightly for a name for it?
Any recommendations? Can't be vanilla!

Cheers

Coffee is the only thing that kept me alive and awake during those few years of motherhood…might be brazen but you could go with…

Coffee me up
Thank F* it’s coffee!
Caffeine for the Win
Coffee for the win
Shots! Shots! Shots!
Running on coffee

Yep agree with many others, an amusing "pushing boundaries" name would make me avoid like the plague.

You just need good coffee, nice snacks/easy to eat food (things you can eat one handed) and good baby changing facilities. Word will soon get round it's a good space for PARENTS and babies and you'll be busy.

Good luck OP

Don't do it!!

You'll lose your usual customers if you invite the mums with buggies crowd who take up loads of extra space, drink one coffee an hour and allow their toddlers to throw food and spread mess everywhere. 😂😂

Bitch and Titch

And this, I’d avoid it like the plague, and you’d get a lot more cash out of me and my pals than the crowd you’re aiming for

Beans and Brats

Yapsncups.

The perfect name!

Unsolicited word of warning: I worked at a cafe that did this when I was a student. 30-40 mums would descend all at the advertised start time and get very shirty if that had to wait for their latte. Which they did, of course, because there were 30-40 of them all at once.

Mumsmet

Yup.

Just make the cafe as child and parent friendly as possible. Build it, and they will come! And you also won't alienate other customers.

coffee, chaos and condoms?
I'd be expecting a swingers party down our local Costa!

It was an original as well, you're welcome 😂

Let's get together, share a mug and celebrate our jugs. No wait, let's celebrate with a mug and share our jugs. Oh fuck it, coffee, anyone? ☕️

I loved this one too.

Absolutely not chats and brats
I would give it a swerve
Hate the word brats

I find it a compliment tbh
I like to think of myself as a proud MILF 😂

Motherland

Thank f*ck for coffee

Chatuccino

Are you specifically aiming it at mums with babies? You haven't said. Most of these are assuming that with all the BF and baby references. If it's parents of any age DC then of the ones suggested I like Caffeine Queens and Chattucino. A lot of these are very twee and that would put me right off TBH. If it is aimed at mums with babies I agree you need to take care not to alienate the rest of your customers with buggies blocking the aisles etc.

I was listening to a Miranda Hart audiobook today, and she said a friend of hers had renamed her mums group 'Tea and Tantrums' 😄