*Lighthearted* Tell me you're (Insert characteristic here) without SAYING (Insert characteristic here))

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I'll start

I'm not saying I'm short, but when I walk into the staff toilets, I wave my arms in the air to trigger the motion sensor for the light

ETA - screwed up the brackets in the title

I'm not saying I'm short but I have a step stool that lives permanently in the kitchen.

I'm still not saying I'm short, but I too have a step stool that lives, hooked to the wall in my kitchen

I'm not saying I'm neurotic, but everything in my fridge and cupboards is facing forwards or "the right way".

Like "Sleeping With The Enemy" Julia Roberts film?

I'm not saying I'm afraid of spiders but I once paid my six year old five quid to humanely evacuate one from the bathroom when we were the only people home.

I'm not saying she's an arch negotiator but my opening bid was £1.