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What do your kids call their genitals?

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BellissimoGecko · 14/11/2024 09:41

Not a troll, honest! I'm editing a book aimed at kids aged 3-6 about bodies, and the author has suggested using 'fanny'.

I never referred to DD's bits as a fanny! But I didn't use vulva either... what do you/your dc that age call their bits?!

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Theunamedcat · 15/11/2024 06:42

Tiddle, todger, bits, privates they know the real names obviously but they have nicknames

ThatsGoingToHurt · 15/11/2024 07:14

My six year old DD has a foo-foo. My 4 year old son has a winky.

Before the mumsnet police jump on me, they do know it’s vulva and penis but prefer to use these names.

Nikitaspearlearring · 15/11/2024 09:03

ohfook · 15/11/2024 06:32

I'm sure as an editor she already knows this.

My point was to ask about where the book might be published (audience) as in this particular case it might be relevant. I'm an editor too.

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