Funny typos - what are yours?

[LunchTimeIsForNoodles]

I've just seen someone on Facebook talk about sticking their head above the "parrot pit" and it's cracked me up 🤣

Any other good ones?!

Someone on another forum asked what a DH was. They got told it was a dead husband!

Dick Head is more appropriate for most MN threads.

To the person who invented spellcheck.... I hope you rot in hello

(Courtesy of my DS10)

I once had to email all staff requesting volunteers for a gardening project. Spellcheck doesn't recognise the word "wellies"
I asked all staff to bring their own "willies!"

My brother's wife lost her job. I wrote I hope she finds another . He replied, 'Yeah I hope she dies soon!'
Instead of does soon.

Hahahahhahaha!

Back in the prehistoric pre-internet days, we used to mail out a paper newsletter to all our customers. Just before I started that job, my (very religious) manager forgot the 'l' I the word 'public'. Luckily it was spotted before going in the post but unluckily after the company has spent £1000s on printing it. He had to have the l added in and get the whole thing reprinted and sent out late.

Regards can very easily become retards.... as my boss discovered!

Writing to the Head of the school I was working in : 'sorry to disturb you, I know you are very busty'

It was a kind jester.

It smacks of intolerance and mahogany.

There will be a shortage of staff over Christmas and only one manger on duty.

(Not mine, but ones I've seen.)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

This one is also brilliant

I've received and sent some funny texts due to predictive text. One that sticks iny mind was when I text my DD asking her to top up our electric key. Predictive text asked her to top up our electric guitar.

I have to be very careful when typing the surname "White" - my left hand always wants to substitute an S for the W!

In the pre-internet and mobile phone days,I remember reading about a celebrity (can't for the life of me remember who it was) who before becoming famous,was working as a temp. Apparently she typed the word 'hovel' instead of 'hotel' in a report. Made me laugh.

As an account manager, I frequently used to
email people about their “accunt”

A colleague sent an email to senior management suggesting they get their dicks in a row

I once typed Yorkshite instead of Yorkshire

Notes at work should have mentioned 'public facing roles' but this wally typed 'pubic facing'. Definitely not paid enough for that.

I texted my dd once to ask how my fav son in law was. Instead I asked how’s my fat son in law.

I once wrote a statement for a woman who had been 'licked out' by her ex partner.
I had meant to type 'locked out'.

Of course the one in the OP won't be a typo...

All tomato

Once asked for advice on quick, easy and cheap meals. I mentioned that I was a student and was a bit bored of eating mice (mince) meat. To which someone asked whether I really that poor (I wasn't!) that I was eating mice...

Used to post on a forum where most weeks people would ask what people's plans were for the weekend. To which someone said they were doing a 12 hour long shit...