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The Facecloth

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ImPinkThereforeImSpam · 23/04/2008 22:28

The Facecloth

This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman
alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for a cancer smear with the doctor later in the week.

Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45
am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time
to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort.

So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped
in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an
extra effort this morning, haven't we?'

I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.

After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'

I told her to get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter saved inside it.'

NEVER going back to that doctor, ever!!

OP posts:
Eve34 · 23/04/2008 22:54

That is excellent well you brigthen up someone's day, guess you will be the talk of the doctors staff room!

dewmeadow · 23/04/2008 23:00

lololol

guineamango · 31/05/2008 21:15

heehee!

BigBadMouse · 31/05/2008 21:29

PMSL
Doc must have been wondering what on earth you had been up to!

cocolepew · 31/05/2008 21:34

lol, my friend saw the DR at her hospital appointment hand the nurse a stamp that was stuck to her, after she used a tissue from her bag in the loo.

TheNewsMonger · 11/11/2008 21:44

oh my god!! so funny! my shoulders are shuffling up and down.

thumbwitch · 11/11/2008 21:46

sparkling clean, then, your fanjo!

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