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Whst would your Rosamunde Pilcher life be like?

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Bigearringsbigsmile · 12/10/2024 18:38

I would be living in Cornwall but with a granny in Scotland who I would stay with in September and sometimes for Christmas.
My father was an artist but has died. I do jobs in various offices- nothing that can't be dropped so that I can leave at a moments notice to go to Scotland or Switzerland or somewhere.
I love wearing the red cashmere jumper that I found in the wardrobe of the cornwall house and I look really elegant in it because I am so slim....fragile looking really.
I can whip up a dinner party at a moments notice but it will be around the kitchen table- but my kitchen smells of garlic and herbs and has a huge scrubbed pine table so that's ok.
I would meet my dream man through friends and although he would be much older than me it would be fine because the ideal ages for a couple are for the woman to be half the man's age plus 7.

Tell me about yours!!!

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thisiswheretheseagullfliesaway · 14/10/2024 13:08

Coming Home is definitely the best. It's one of my comfort books. For once the TV adaptation was matched.

Isthiscorrect · 14/10/2024 13:14

I've just arrived back at my cute little cottage with fabulous scented blowsy garden, in my dilapidated soft top car that I found in the barn. It was so lovely to see darling godmother again. She's stunningly beautiful despite her advancing years, and full of salacious gossip about all the noveau riche she met at the gallery opening of her friends. Such a quaint warehouse in the depths of zone 2 she told me.
As I gather my armfuls of flowers she insisted I simply must have, I held them tight to my red cashmere jumper whilst juggling the bottles of vintage wine she thought would go well with my bohemian supper tonight. After all one must do now a best for one's friends.
Opening the charmingly painted buttercup yellow front door I can see that Mrs B has been and done the house for me. The smell of bees wax and Sicilian lemons (from my trip a short while ago). Such a delight to be so cared for.
Anyway must dash. I need to answer a few emails and package some little homemade items, beautifully with organic tissue paper and ribbon (and just a few dried petals for their glorious scent) so I can keep myself in artisan sourdough and vintage cheeses.
Ciao Bella's

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/10/2024 14:34

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/10/2024 13:02

I have also read a collection of her short stories, published after she became well-known. I really only remember one now, very much of its time (probably the 70s or very early 80s). A stay-at-home wife/mother is looking forward to a quiet evening in with her husband, who has just returned from his busy and important job. He is hoping for a big promotion and in pursuance of this the following evening they are due to entertain his boss and his wife to dinner and she has everything planned, ready to buy and cook the following day. (I think she has cleaned and tidied the house from top to bottom that day.)

To their horror, however, the boss and his wife turn up that evening and she has to improvise (and I do mean she - he sorts out drinks and keeps them talking while she dashes into the kitchen). Can't remember what she does for a first course, possibly opening a tin of consomme and tipping in some sherry. Then I think she defrosts a tub of chilli and serves it with spaghetti because she hasn't got any rice, and she tells them it was a tip in a magazine she thought she would try, and doesn't it work well? They all agree, of course. Then she serves vanilla ice cream because it's about all she's got available.

At the end of the evening it becomes clear that the boss and wife have done this deliberately to assess whether she has the makings of a good corporate wife, ready to entertain anybody at a minute's notice, and she has passed with flying colours. By modern standards jawdroppingly awful, and yet I have always remembered this story fondly, because I do like stories of people rising to a challenge and I also like happy endings, however improbable.

I found a recording of someone reading it! It's pretty close to my summary above. My memory for food is clearly by far the strongest bit of my memory, which figures. I almost wrote that I thought she improvised a chocolate sauce to go with the ice cream and sure enough she does. Well, well. I enjoyed this a lot. https://www.instagram.com/francescabeauman/p/CoFFfWjK9Jr/

icecreamscoops · 14/10/2024 15:12

thisiswheretheseagullfliesaway · 14/10/2024 13:08

Coming Home is definitely the best. It's one of my comfort books. For once the TV adaptation was matched.

I've just downloaded it on audible as I really wanted to read it again! The story is coming back to me including that awful man from the golf club

Bigearringsbigsmile · 14/10/2024 15:47

I downloaded September on audible yesterday to listen to while I cooked but the narrator had given violet Aird a Scottish accent!😲😲

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icecreamscoops · 14/10/2024 18:20

Bigearringsbigsmile · 14/10/2024 15:47

I downloaded September on audible yesterday to listen to while I cooked but the narrator had given violet Aird a Scottish accent!😲😲

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I'm sure I haven't read September....will have to change that!

EllieQ · 14/10/2024 18:33

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 14/10/2024 14:34

I found a recording of someone reading it! It's pretty close to my summary above. My memory for food is clearly by far the strongest bit of my memory, which figures. I almost wrote that I thought she improvised a chocolate sauce to go with the ice cream and sure enough she does. Well, well. I enjoyed this a lot. https://www.instagram.com/francescabeauman/p/CoFFfWjK9Jr/

She does improvise a chocolate sauce from a bar of chocolate that she bought but didn’t have time to eat!

She doesn’t sort the meal out all by herself, as she has a Mrs Plunkett-type housekeeper who stays on to help her. But the twist is that it was the big boss’s wife who had got the date wrong and turned up a day early, and she is very impressed that the main character rose to the occasion 😊

Poffy · 14/10/2024 18:43

I love this thread.
I am currently wallowing in a re-read of Maeve Binchey (a whole other thread there), but I'll be back to RP very soon.

Decorhate · 14/10/2024 18:44

Sadly I and all around me are deceased due to the extraordinary amount of alcohol everyone consumes before driving.

reluctantbrit · 14/10/2024 18:51

I am German and her books were made into TV movies for the equivalent of BBC2 for years. I don't think I ever read a book but managed to see some of the movies if we were visiting family.

Honestly, people believe the local GP/teacher/vet are living in mansions overlooking the Cornish coast and everyone is beautiful and charming. Saying that, there were really popular holiday tours to Cornwall where people visit the locations of the movies.

Bigearringsbigsmile · 14/10/2024 19:17

reluctantbrit · 14/10/2024 18:51

I am German and her books were made into TV movies for the equivalent of BBC2 for years. I don't think I ever read a book but managed to see some of the movies if we were visiting family.

Honestly, people believe the local GP/teacher/vet are living in mansions overlooking the Cornish coast and everyone is beautiful and charming. Saying that, there were really popular holiday tours to Cornwall where people visit the locations of the movies.

I've watched some of these and find them infuriating as the stories are changed so much and the casting is so terrible!!!

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JaneJeffer · 14/10/2024 19:27

reluctantbrit · 14/10/2024 18:51

I am German and her books were made into TV movies for the equivalent of BBC2 for years. I don't think I ever read a book but managed to see some of the movies if we were visiting family.

Honestly, people believe the local GP/teacher/vet are living in mansions overlooking the Cornish coast and everyone is beautiful and charming. Saying that, there were really popular holiday tours to Cornwall where people visit the locations of the movies.

I saw this on Rick Stein's programme Grin

Hedjwitch · 14/10/2024 19:49

Love this thread..Coming Home and Shellseekers are my favourites. I love them enormously. I do everything enormously like yawning,and hugging and collapsing into chairs. I call everyone darling and tell them how clever they are,and always serve freshly picked raspberries with a jug of thick cream.

In real life I actually have a friend who lives in Balmerino in Scotland!

Kittybelle123 · 14/10/2024 22:11

Thank you for starting this thread @Bigearringsbigsmile

Coming Home is my absolute favourite but, in all honesty, I feel such comfort reading each and every one of her books.

For various reasons I feel isolated in this busy world but RP's characters and imagery rarely fail to lift me. I'm so pleased that there are many of us that feel the same 😊 thanks again @Bigearringsbigsmile

ginandheels · 17/10/2024 22:24

Also planning to revisit RP off the back of this thread. Made me smile 😊

Edenvale · 18/10/2024 00:01

September is one of my favourite books. I still say 'resairved' when we've (not) booked a table Grin

Pliudev · 20/10/2024 11:50

I have never read the books but apart from the grandmother in Scotland and the slim waist you have described my life, though I've given up on the dinner parties and have to buy my own jumpers. I don’t recommend marrying an older artist, you end up nursing them with very little in the bank. And those German readers need to be quick, our much photographed railway station is being ruined by a massize and very unPilcherlike, new bridge.

ssd · 20/10/2024 11:55

Am loving this thread

muddyford · 21/10/2024 08:23

Loving this thread. RP is my go-to when life gets a bit much. Winter Solstice and September are probably my favourites. I think the shorter time frame hits the spot for me.

muddyford · 21/10/2024 08:44

TrickyD · 13/10/2024 13:48

I would move to a dinky little country cottage, make beautifully embroidered cushions which sell for extortionate prices. I would become great friends with a well heeled local couple and around six weeks after the woman and young daughter are killed in a road accident I would marry the bloke, live in his house in Scotland and live happily ever after.

And no post mortem on the obviously pissed late wife... Did the lovely Oscar bribe the coroner?!

Bigearringsbigsmile · 21/10/2024 11:12

I've just started reading September again snd it still hits the spot after all this time.

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JaneJeffer · 21/10/2024 12:31

@muddyford can you write the sequel please?Grin

muddyford · 21/10/2024 12:54

JaneJeffer · 21/10/2024 12:31

@muddyford can you write the sequel please?Grin

Ooh, there's a nice winter project! Also late wife hadn't updated her will upon marriage and her two sons got everything. IRL that wouldn't have happened as the will was invalidated by the marriage. Could have a lawyer finding this all out, Oscar gets mega bucks and buys Corryfield back from his creepy cousin. Carrie and Sam end up in the Estate House.

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