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What to do with a bush that is grey πŸ™ˆ

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Rachelchrisof · 06/10/2024 11:59

I am 43 and my pubic hair has started to go grey. I usually do not do anything with it maintenance wise but the grey is really getting to me. It’s strange because my hair has not gone grey at all. Has anyone experienced the same and what did you do?

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GogAndMagog · 06/10/2024 13:04

Yerdawasasausagemaker · 06/10/2024 12:07

Don’t worry menopausal fat belly will mean you can’t see your pubes so you won’t gaf about their colour anyway. Jobsagoodun.

Oh my god so true!!!!!

🀣

CharlotteLucas3 · 06/10/2024 13:10

Just shave most of it off and use a bit of eyebrow tint (upper area only!) if you feel so inclined. It'll only take about fifteen mins.

YouveGotNoBloodyIdea · 06/10/2024 13:12

mindutopia · 06/10/2024 12:18

And I clicked on this thread thinking we were talking about gardening. πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ

Ditto - thought a grey bush sounded perfect for that gap in my border πŸ˜†

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thebigL · 06/10/2024 13:13

Nothing? That'd be my approach.

Blusterydaytodaypoohbear · 06/10/2024 13:14

I read Jobsagoodun as Godsagoogun... Grey pubes are Him Upstairs having a laugh at those who dye their hair and think they got away with dodging the greys!

BCSurvivor · 06/10/2024 13:18

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 06/10/2024 12:32

Sharpie pen?
A bit time consuming I know, but it you sit on the floor crosslegged, you can listen to something like University Challange (assuming there is no 'picture round') and 'colour away'.

Oh my god, lolol

Turnitoffnonagain · 06/10/2024 13:23

Just wear some nice knicks and forget about it.

SabreIsMyFave · 06/10/2024 13:24

Rachelchrisof · 06/10/2024 11:59

I am 43 and my pubic hair has started to go grey. I usually do not do anything with it maintenance wise but the grey is really getting to me. It’s strange because my hair has not gone grey at all. Has anyone experienced the same and what did you do?

WTAF have I just read?! πŸ˜†

BibbityBobbityToo · 06/10/2024 13:45

Choices are:-

Shave it off

Leave it and be greatful you've lived long enough to witness the ageing process 1st hand.

Eat too much and drink too much wine thus creating a handy muffin top reducing you ability to view the greying muff.

Don't look and assume other people looking won't be focusing on your pubes.

titchy · 06/10/2024 13:53

I was going to suggest pesticide Blush

User364837 · 06/10/2024 13:55

Imo it’s more comfortable trimmed very very short so it wouldn’t really show that much I don’t think, there’s a special trimmer you can get.

TheNinjaWife · 06/10/2024 14:02

I’m surprised that nobody has suggested a merkin? 🀣

babasaclover · 06/10/2024 14:59

Yozzer87 · 06/10/2024 12:02

Your choices are to leave it as is or remove it. You can't exactly dye it.

Why not though it grows so slow roots wouldn't be through for ages πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

JohnnyMcGrathSaysFuckOff · 06/10/2024 15:05

Powdery mildew

Pesticide

🀩🀩🀩

BakedBeansforabrain · 06/10/2024 15:30

So did I, no point beating about the bush and being a shrinking violet

Bignanna · 06/10/2024 15:32

mindutopia · 06/10/2024 12:18

And I clicked on this thread thinking we were talking about gardening. πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆ

Me too, was going to suggest fertiliser!

Georgie743 · 06/10/2024 15:44

SocksTalk · 06/10/2024 12:59

Surely there's somewhere in Turkey where you can do a transplant from the hair on your head?

Like when people go and get 'Turkey teeth'?!
... turkey twat??

toffeedonut · 06/10/2024 16:25

Full Hollywood

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