Every 18 months I go through this painful phone call with Virgin to 'renegotiate' my contract to get a better price. 50 mins on the phone with customer service
Me: My price is £29 but going up to £41 as out of contract so can I take on another contract and get the cheaper price again
Agent - No you can't it will be £45 per month to keep the same broadband (M125 one). You still have a discount which is why it is only going up to £41 this month.
Me: Ok I don't want to pay £44 for broadband.
Agent: Well if you upgrade to the faster broadband the M250 it will be cheaper at £41
Me: So to take on a faster broadband package will be cheaper than keeping the slower package? Why?
Agent : I can't explain it but that is how it works. So £44 for the M125 slower broadband and £41 for the M250 faster broadband
(Actually I think the M250 would be a new product to me so I would be getting a discount on it....could be wrong though)
Me: Okay I don't want to pay forty something a month for broadband. I'm a one person household and the current broadband works fine.
Agent: Okay well if you take a phone line as well I can get the price down to £31 per month
Me: I don't want a house phone line - I won't use it. Why is that cheaper ?
Agent: I don't know it just is. And that is a phone line plus the upgraded M250 faster broadband.
Me: Completely bonkers. I won't use the phone line but okay if you want to pretend I will and it's cheaper lets do that. I understand I'm tied in for another 18 months
Agent - Okay great I'll send you out the adaptors for the phone line
Me - No I don't need them. I won't use them.
Agent - I have to send you them anyway or you can't get this contract. Delivery Tuesday 8am - 8pm
Me - seriously don't send them. I don't want to have to wait in to get adaptors that I won't be using anyway.
Agent - I have to. Oh and there is a £35 connection fee for the phone line
Me - what - no I'm not paying that.
Agent - Don't worry my manager is going to credit it off your account so you don't pay it
Me - exhausted been on phone for 50 mins (agent keeps putting me on hold for various things). Fine lets do that then.
Agent - Oh and your price will increase with inflation in April as usual
we say goodbye etc
What a Fucking Palaver.
Anyone else with virgin want to shout about it and get their virgin media rage out (the agent was perfectly nice so not his fault)
In 18 months I get to do it all again as when my discount ends the price goes from £31 per month to £62 for broadband and the phone line not used.
Please Virgin Media - can you just have a bloody price list and stick to it. I'll accept your inflation increases though they annoy me but please end this torture for your customers.