Die Hard is a Christmas Movie and other such topics

[DieHardIsAChristmasMovie]

Obviously it is, but that isn't the point of this thread.

Can anyone help with similar such discussion topics?

What goes first Jam or Cream?
Do you dry yourself before getting out of the shower?
Trousers then socks or socks then trousers?

Reason is I'm seeing a friend with a brain injury, general conversation is now difficult but topic conversation takes us back to the debates of our youth. We no longer discuss contentious topics but the topics above led to a lovely afternoon so I'd like some more silly debate topics.

Fixed that for you 😁

Fold or scrunch that loo roll?

Sit or stand to wipe?

Not sure why it's so toilet themed, sorry!

Scon or scone?

What do you call the batch baked item for sandwich fillings? Roll, breadcake, barm, butty etc?

Jammy knee, is it a thing where you're from?

What do you call a narrow passage between buildings? Alley, ginnel, passage etc?

@xsquared toilet paper : it’s supposed to be a fringe not a mullet.

Questions I like....

You can only eat potatoes in one form for the rest of your life. What do you choose?

You are a celebrity. What's your unreasonable rider? (Remember who doesn't "do stairs!")

What was your finest hour?

Who was your crush as a teen?
Would you still shag them now, assuming they're still alive? (Google images needed for this one)

What is your "last meal" if you're going to be executed tomorrow.

What are your top 3/5/10/100
Films
Songs
Books
Tv shows
Films

Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Milk first in tea?

Roll, bap or bun?

X post 🤣

It's probably recommend in S+B
Or housekeeping

But my cat and toddler can't unravel it so easily if it's a mullet 😧

Which would be worse - to live as a monster, or to die as a good man?

Was Quaid really a secret agent on a mission to Mars or did the implant malfunction?

Is man really a walrus?

A worm.. Up to 8 years. But I guess the question is would you rather live as a tiger for just a year, or a worm for a lifetime (which would be 70-80 years for us.)

Are there more wheels or doors in the world?

(seems like a simple question, but once you start thinking about it you realise there’s a lot more to it).

Hope your friend feels better soon x

Court Adjourned

There are estimated to be more Earth-like planets in the Universe than grains of sand on Earth.

If elephants wore trousers would they cover all 4 legs or just the back 2?

Custard creams - eat as is or seperate and lick the custardy cream off until it makes your tongue sore?

Chocolate - fridge or cupboard?

Same question for ketchup.

@splatmouse you nearly did my head in then until I remembered I saw Shutter Island recently

Ketchup in the cupboard for me.

What about eggs?

For me, eggs go on the worktop in my egg-holder, unless it's 30 degrees C plus outside, then they go in the fridge. Also, chocolate. Out of the fridge unless it's proper hot.

Milk in first
Toilet Paper hung forward facing otherwise you cannot see the pattern (if it;s Christmas Toilet Paper ...which is A THing )
Chocolate in the cupboard . In the fridge it gets all cindensation on it

Milk in first?!

YaBVVVVU.

Hasn’t he got some sort of dementia?

yes I know that was a low blow but it so IS a Christmas movie.

Um, if Die Hard isn't a Christmas film, then why is all the background music just instrumental Christmas carols slowed down and played in a minor key...

Definitely milk in first. Otherwise how do you know when to stop pouring the tea to leave enough room for the milk? Weirdos.

@LoveSandbanks yes but the dementia is more recent, Die Hard must be 80s