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Supposedly ’posh’ things you think are common *trigger warning this is light hearted*

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ReadingWorm · 03/09/2024 19:52

Obviously lighthearted and no need to explain your rational. But what are things that some people consider high end/ posh/ classy/ aspirational (I know they are not necessarily the same thing) that you don’t like/ think are tacky/ common / etc.

Again this is light hearted. We can complain but we must never explain!!!!!!

Here is my list.

Molton Brown hand wash
M&S food shop
American Style Fridges
Having a tan
Talking about exercising
Beauty Advent Calendars
Designer toasters and kettles
House of Fraser department stores
Posting photos from 1st class travel on instagram
Referring to your car by its brand name
Talking about your ‘forever home’
Shopping in Space NK
Visiting Disney World
Listening to Classic FM

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HoppityBun · 03/09/2024 22:08

Papyrophile · 03/09/2024 21:57

POSH is an ancient acronym, from Raj days, when everyone travelled by ship. Port out, Starboard home, so you were always on the cooler deck. |The privilege would have been paid for.

That’s a myth that won’t go away
https://www.merriam-webster.com/help/faq-posh

Doesn't the Word "posh" come from "port out, starboard home"?

We do not know the precise origin of the adjective posh, meaning 'elegant, fashionable,' but nearly everyone else seems to. Every year... Find out more >

https://www.merriam-webster.com/help/faq-posh

Cerialkiller · 03/09/2024 22:08

ilovesushi · 03/09/2024 20:43

What the heckers is an outdoor TV room? I must be either very posh or very common to not know.

Anti social, that's what they are, unless your nearest neighbour is half a mile away. I work in landscaping and naturally most clients are the wealthier side of society so I see a lot of things that are desirable by the folk that can drop 100k on a garden.

More power to them I guess. If you have all that cash you must start running out of ideas to spend it on, that's the only explanation I can see. I reassure myself that I would be a bastion of good taste in the same position but maybe I would be installing 3 dishwashers in one kitchen or transplanting a 100 year old oak tree or paying for a company to move my entire newly built garden and babysit it for a year while I extended my basement (all true things that clients have done).

SanctusInDistress · 03/09/2024 22:08

TwigletsAndRadishes · 03/09/2024 22:05

Let's be honest, photographic modelling and stunt work is the only thing a dragon fruit is good for. Never in the history of food has anything promised so much and delivered so little.

That’s because it’s impossible to get decent fruit in the UK. If you tried one from outside the UK you’d understand. I had one in Spain not long ago that I still salivate over.

Beezknees · 03/09/2024 22:09

HolyPeaches · 03/09/2024 22:06

10 year old me who only had family holidays in caravans on the East Coast, definitely thought Disney World was a posh holiday.

In fact, there will still be some 10 year old kids out there like I was, holidaying in caravans, wondering what it’s like to go abroad and thinking all the kids who have Sky TV are the height of the ‘posh’.

This thread is so wrong. Let’s all laugh at the povvos, but claim it’s okay cause it’s only lighthearted and we grew up “working class” too 🙄

Oh it's not that serious. I'm a "povvo" as you call it (had to look that word up) I'm not offended!

Gloriiaa · 03/09/2024 22:09

echt · 03/09/2024 22:07

Even lavatory is a euphemism as the word is about washing, not eliminating.

I'm guessing the whole function is so bleurghhh that only round about ways of naming it could be used politely.

Loo is fine

Vineman · 03/09/2024 22:09

LaPalmaLlama · 03/09/2024 21:12

Hmm, borderline, lets ask the judges

Crrrrrrrraig Revel-Horwood.............. 8 (quite nouveau so not to be trusted)
Bruno Tonioli..........................8 (does what Craig tells him)
Len Goodman.........................6
Anton du Beke.........................10

So the verdict is.................POSH

It's got to be a ten from Len...

echt · 03/09/2024 22:09

pinkspeakers · 03/09/2024 22:06

Outdoor tv room? You what??

I've seen them where I live in Melbourne. The height of un-neighbourly behaviour.

cartwheelsandhandstands · 03/09/2024 22:09

Crushed velvet
children dressed in boutique clothes.
Michael Kors

cant believe those of you saying M&S food! What’s wrong with you!!!!

Zone2NorthLondon · 03/09/2024 22:10

Papyrophile · 03/09/2024 22:05

Against the grain, I'm saying I love Dubai. Think of an idea and Dubai works out how to deliver it. A canal through the city, we will build it. The exuberance is intoxicating.

Dubai is an utter aesthetic abomination
Dull malls Like Brent Cross with the heating on full pelt
Building glass fronted towers in a desert, just because you can, that is not progress. Creating a glass and towering edifice because you can, isn’t in itself a good thing

pinkspeakers · 03/09/2024 22:10

Rainbow1901 · 03/09/2024 20:28

Hot tub in the garden
Anything Mrs Finch aspires to
Strictly!

Who thinks Strictly is posh???

Harri899 · 03/09/2024 22:10

Having a lot of Botox/fillers but I’m sure this happens whether ‘posh’ or common like me 😂

EasySkankin · 03/09/2024 22:10

DeloresVonCartier · 03/09/2024 19:55

Snobbery

^^ this

HoppityBun · 03/09/2024 22:11

ThePrologue · 03/09/2024 22:01

Fish knives
Saying desert
Any euphamism for lavatory!

“Stop in the desert” a novel by Mustapha Wee-wee. Well, it made us girl guides laugh.

Lwrenn · 03/09/2024 22:11

Benvolio · 03/09/2024 22:00

Pineapples have been the stunt fruit of choice for a few hundred years! Perhaps now just pipped by dragon fruit.

I bought a dragon fruit once and it was mouldy inside, I was furious, outside was beautiful.

I'm going to have to have a few stunt items now I've been told where sells them. I can't wait. They can go next to my stunt cook books I'm yet to make a recipe from 😂

@twigletsandradishes are you Nigella? Your kitchen sounds very nigella!

SeptemberIRememberALoveOnceNewHasNowGrownOld · 03/09/2024 22:11

Benvolio · 03/09/2024 22:00

Pineapples have been the stunt fruit of choice for a few hundred years! Perhaps now just pipped by dragon fruit.

New use of pineapples.

CherryValley5 · 03/09/2024 22:11

Papyrophile · 03/09/2024 22:05

Against the grain, I'm saying I love Dubai. Think of an idea and Dubai works out how to deliver it. A canal through the city, we will build it. The exuberance is intoxicating.

You love slave labour and human rights infringements? Delightful!

CallMeMousie · 03/09/2024 22:11

Gloriiaa · 03/09/2024 21:56

But these are..posh things. Title is what is supposedly posh but are actually 'common' 😉

The brief was 'supposedly posh things that you think are common'. If you think they are 'posh' then the brief is fulfilled - I think they are all unspeakably naff.

LadyGabriella · 03/09/2024 22:12

Molton Brown is cheap as chips. Deffo common.

ShinyAppleDreamingOfTheSea · 03/09/2024 22:12

I have an outside TV - I get into my outdoor pool, lie on my outdoor lilo and watch Wimbledon (for example) on my outside TV. It is bloody brilliant and I wouldn't swap my life for a bunch of people sneering at me!

Where do you live @m00rfarm ?

TheOnlyLivingBoyInNewCross · 03/09/2024 22:12

blueshoes · 03/09/2024 22:03

So you do, I guess. <all bow>

Er, no. I kind of assumed that was covered by the use of ‘no one’, which I stupidly didn’t think needed defining.

So to make it REALLY clear:

what this thread actually proves is that no one [the definition of which is ‘not a single person’ and I do consider myself to be a person] on MN [the website which we are currently posting on, with ‘we’ including me] has a clue about what’s posh and what’s not.

I’m not quite sure how you came to the conclusion you did unless you think (a) I’m not a person or (b) I’m magically posting on here while not actually being on MN? Fascinated to know which it is.

Xyz1234567 · 03/09/2024 22:13

CherryValley5 · 03/09/2024 22:11

You love slave labour and human rights infringements? Delightful!

Yes, the greatest place on earth to be a woman for sure.

HolyPeaches · 03/09/2024 22:13

Beezknees · 03/09/2024 22:09

Oh it's not that serious. I'm a "povvo" as you call it (had to look that word up) I'm not offended!

I'm not offended!

And that’s absolutely fine for you. Doesn’t mean other people who have experienced real poverty and hardships won’t be offended though.

Harri899 · 03/09/2024 22:13

Zone2NorthLondon · 03/09/2024 22:10

Dubai is an utter aesthetic abomination
Dull malls Like Brent Cross with the heating on full pelt
Building glass fronted towers in a desert, just because you can, that is not progress. Creating a glass and towering edifice because you can, isn’t in itself a good thing

Dull malls Like Brent Cross with the heating on full pelt

They’re actually really bloody cold but I agree with most points! You forgot the ski slope in the middle of the desert (well, mall…) too. 🤦🏼‍♀️

TwigletsAndRadishes · 03/09/2024 22:13

But the point of the thread is what do people think is 'posh' that's actually common.

I don't think anyone thinks it's posh to say 'my kitchen' or 'my lounge.'

Chusername · 03/09/2024 22:13

Botox

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