I went to sign in to the 'app' (hate that name) called Patient Access, which I have used up to now to keep track of phone interactions, appointments and re-ordering medication. Worked fine, though when they changed it from memorable word to a 6 digit passcode on my mobile it got a bit of a faff. Last contact a fortnight back.
This morning I trotted down to my study early, with mobile, and went to access it. No go. Tried again. Re-started. Tried again. Nothing. No error message. Not a thing.
So I went into the surgery, where I had to collect a specimen bottle, and explained and asked for the repeat presciption. 'We don't use PA. We use the NHS app (grr).'
'But I used it just the other week' 'I'll have to see my manager'. Comes the manager 'We don't use PA. We use the NHS app. You have to go into the app store and download it'.'But how have I been receiving messages on PA?' 'Would it have been possible for an email to explain the change?' Mumble mumble 'It's down to the NHS'
Exit from surgery. 'bugger, bugger, bugger'.Drive home.
Address computer for signing in page. NHS shares with PA. Not having used it, have forgotten password. Reset password.
But they have sent me a text with a six digit passcode.
On my old mobile, which is in the car.
I swear and go out to the car.
It should have been charging up there, but I disconnected it to charge my other mobile. I haven't used it, but it's now flat.
I scream wordlessly.
I hate six figure passcodes at the best of times. I can't get in to change the record of which mobile number to send it to until i've got it.
They are the invention of Satan.
6bloody6bloody6bloody666
Goes off muttering to find charger.