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Woe and thrice woe - my fitted sheet has shrunk!

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Treaclewell · 26/08/2024 11:57

It's been a bad day, started last night when my house mate pulled the handle of the bathroom window off, and I wouldn't go two floors down when I'd got in to bed to get a screwdriver from my tools. (Couldn't tell him where they were as my utility room's in a muddle, which I didn't make.) This morning I am eating my breakfast in bed, and was enjoying some ripe Victorias when I had a bout of coughing and brought them up. Over my nightie, the duvet cover, and the sheet. It's not like real sick, but obviously has to be dealt with. Stripped bed - the duvet's OK, but the under blanket is juicy. Got clean bedding from airing cupboard. Blanket on OK. Sheet, not.
I have a 3ft 6 bed. My parents bought it for a small spare room in case couples came to stay.
Over time the springs went so I ordered a new frame from a collective in Wales, and used the base, as is traditional, to mend a hole in the communal fence where I then lived. Bespoke to fit the mattress.
Then mattress gave up. It really had done well. I had to order a bespoke replacement from Mattressman, hotel quality, the best night's sleep I had had for ages, but I had to get it online because 3ft 6.
After a time I got fed up of manoeuvering a king size double sheet - needed to get the length - so looked to see if fitted were possible, and it was. Why hadn't I done it before? Well, online wasn't possible before.
So it's been through several wash cycles successfully, and I wish it had been on this morning, instead of the KSDS, because I can't get it over the head end. (And I've lost the strength to turn the mattress, which it needs. The bespoke one is much heavier than the old one.) I shall have to wait till the afternoon and have another go.
And the duvet is resisting returning to its clean cover. Put away inside-out to enable it, I'm too tired out to manhandle a double (my summer duvet is a double silk one for lightness - no-one does a small double, and it needs to be not a single, though my winter one is. Not ready for down/feather yet, though the weather is trending that way.)
So I'm relaxing on a crinkled sheet under the duvet cover, reading Dorothy Dunnett, which I intended to do before all this happened. Philippa is joining the tribute children on their way to Stamboul, Lymond and company are heading for battle at Zuara, and I really should fix up the hooks in the utility room, wash the bedding, and check the state of the freezer which somehow got disconnected last week, so I can put some non-Victorias in it, and check the dehumidifier which is dealing with the leakage.
And if the house mate should want to go to the church to send my teddy bear down a zip wire from the tower I'm not taking her this year. Once was fun. But I'm a grown up and Persephone is past it. I can't risk offending any entities around when I'm in the middle of a gremlin attack. Back to the Dunnett.

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zingally · 26/08/2024 12:02

What a strange post. Some mad ramblings about a duvet and some "Victorias" (whatever they are!)

FrostyGlitter · 26/08/2024 12:05

Victorias are plums I think, but going by the rest of the post they could be talking about anything.
Quickly backs out of a rather strange thread.

TellerTuesday · 26/08/2024 12:07

Ok then.

I can't get past someone waking up and having a plum..... if that's actually what you're talking about

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Treaclewell · 26/08/2024 12:34

Fruit for breakfast. Some people have prunes, often see them in breakfast buffets - I leave out the drying part. Eaten the rest of them. Delicious.

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KeepScrapingBy · 26/08/2024 13:01

If you put it on the bed in the morning while slightly damp it should stretch a bit and be dry by the evening.
Also put it over top corners first. It won’t matter so much if there are wrinkles at the bottom.

Brandnewskytohangyourstarsupon · 26/08/2024 13:14

I have no idea and cannot fathom a single quote from that wonderfully mashed up opening post, BUT anything with the word “thrice” draws me in so I was lost in the bonkersness of it and quite enjoyed it if I’m honest.

Would love to dip into your world OP.. even for a short 10 minutes, I bet you are a hoot 😃

Coughsweet · 26/08/2024 13:16

Well, you’ve had a right bastard of a day, haven’t you

Treaclewell · 26/08/2024 14:24

After a rest, and a battle in the book, I return to the fray with the sheet. It is not that I lack the strength. It is that it now lacks a good six inches of length, so damping will not work - I hadn't thought of that - and I've tried getting the top in first. It has also lost width. I have considered that I am actually trying to fit a single bed sheet on. Non-fitted it will have to be.
Found the label. TU. So it will be a single. Gah.
The teddy zip wire is off. We must go to a garden centre.

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LazySuzan · 26/08/2024 15:24

Just on the sheet topic: I had a fitted sheet shrink, and I opened the seam and took out the elastic. Fits quite well without any elastic.

ShuviToopya · 26/08/2024 15:26

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Treaclewell · 29/08/2024 09:16

I found the double, fits generously. Some time back I had to empty the airing cupboard, a lovely big one, I could put people up in it if it had no water tanks. The plumber needed access to the non-functioing immersion heater, and things got muddled when putting back.

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