"Dave shat on the bed again" what's your last WhatsApp msg?

[Stressedgiraffe]

Dave shat on the bed again- the last msg that Dd sent me while I was at work.
Took me a minute to remember that Dave is a millipede.
She had friends over today so I was wondering what the hell they had been doing.
What was your last WhatsApp msg?

From my dad.... nearly all gone. The cake I made at the weekend which he took home with him 😂😂 (the legendary rhubarb and orange cake ❤️❤️❤️)

"I really need my gel taking off but the lady I go to in town is always busy and the salon by work is only open Mondays and Thursdays over the summer."

To my health/well being chat group.

They're drilling a hole in my house!

(Dc is having internet installed.)

Weren’t you on dogging tales with your mask and Joop?
Family joke about watching Phantom of the Opera.

Yes! I'm pretty sure he hadn't been on the beers (he's 5) but the description fitted at the time.

To my mum asking if I can call her later about arrangements for her looking after the dog