You know what I don't get?

[GiveMeMySoddingCokeZero]

Minted peas.

Who the fuck decided that peas would be improved by being minty, and why did anyone ever go along with this?

Minty peas. It just doesn't fucking work. It never has. It never will. Ruin a whole panful of perfectly good peas, why don't you.

What kind of reprobate fucks with egg mayonnaise??

They're the only peas I like 🤷‍♀️

I love peas, mushy peas, minty peas, orange chocolate, mint chocolate, parsnips boiled, mashed or roasted, grapefruits and juice, shouldn't have it on my medication but do to be naughty sometimes as it's my favourite juice.
But no to banana flavoured anything.
No to coffee being messed about with or iced or anything coffee flavoured like chocolates, cake etc. just a nice decent coffee as it is.

I hate mint sauce. Minted peas are pretty shite too. I do like mint in salads and with yoghurt and cucumber in a dip. But most minty stuff does just remind me of teeth and dentists?!

'Flavoured' mince pies or hot cross buns (looking at you Sainsburys). I wait all year for them to come out, then all the normal ones sell out in a flash and I'm left with the rhubarb, caramel, orange flavour abominations.

Me too , I m like don't mess with my chocolate it should be only chocolate flavour and anything else is just wrong .

For some reason caramel has a special exemption

I like minty peas. Now gravy that is completely unnecessary and revolting

I hate mint in food. It is only acceptable in toothpaste, and actual mints.

Mint chocolate is bleurgh - like eating after brushing your teeth!

Ah, bollocks. I must be insane

I was gutted when I was told to avoid grapefruit juice. I prefer the tartness to the sickly sweetness of orange juice.

Fruit loaf is your friend here. Hot cross bun bread.

Yep. Don't ruin my chocolate with not chocolate flavours

I agree OP

Minted peas or potatoes are revolting

Yes! I was gutted when DP cooked some lovely little Jersey Royals as part of a special meal, not long after we met, and he'd gone and ruined them with a load of blasted mint. Even if you pick it off, it's infused into the potato Minty potato 😭

I love minted peas but I raised you salted caramel.

Spawn of the devil! Love caramel, you know, the SWEET toffee stuff. Who the fuck decided to stick salt in it? And it's in my EVERYTHING. Gone are the days of simply caramel...

My mum hates this also, unfortunately I have this thing where I sometimes get confused that people have told me they hate XYZ but my brain switches it round and I end up thinking that they said they LOVE XYZ.

One Christmas I did this with part of her present and bought her some fancy flavoured coffees 😬 She wasn't very happy with me 😂

Are you me, OP? 🤣

Ditto hot cross buns

Crikey! Fresh mint is one of my all time favourite flavours! Mint with peas, lamb and new potatoes is sublime! Love pea and mint puree too.

I’ve got to defend banana here. It’s got to be one of my favourite flavours despite being pretty ambivalent about actual bananas. Banana milkshake, banana angel delight, banana ice cream 😋

Chocolate and salt? Absolutely! The salted almond chocolate by Ritter are fucking epic!!

Mushrooms are an abomination and should not be considered fir for human consumption.

This thread has amused me!

I like pretty much everything mentioned

I do not like Meat and Fruit 🤢

yes, but they have to be properly segmented, no pith or membrane. then sprinkled generously with salt and black pepper

Sesame seeds for me. At best they get stuck between your teeth and if you're someone like my DS they have the potential to kill you. And at the moment the sodding little balls of death seem to be appearing all over the place. I've had them unexpectedly scattered on a salad and over salmon in 2 different restaurants the last couple of months. (Not on the menu even though they should be highlighted as allergens.😡) And what are they supposed to add to a dish anyway? I'd ban the bastards.

Square plates or serving on a wooden thing that is like a flat chopping board.