How old are you?

[Throwwaway]

no offence

51 years - incredibly happy! You?

Why? Who cares?

None taken

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Noah fence taken

Old enough

Younger than tomorrow older than yesterday.

60 but feel say 50. Which is good really. Why??

Work it out. Username is year I was born.

Why would anyone be offended? I feel like I've fallen into bizarro world on here some days.

94 but I look 21 thanks to an array of lovers that visit me several times a day and a diet of prunes and Cheese and marmite sandwiches.

My heart age is 95.

How old are you?
Why do you want to know?

Wowsers you have it sorted.

I'm middle-aged.

I’m 94.

What is that you said? You think I look good for my age? Oh thank you! Most kind!

Really really weird question though. Almost as if you’re trying to gather information for nefarious reasons.

Mine too! - unfortunately. I take a raft of drugs to keep me alive.

Bugger. I only look 22.

*adds prunes to shopping list.

*also adds ‘an array of lovers’ to list. Which aisle are they in? Fresh or tinned?

I was born the year before @Hatty65 so you can work that out too.

Not as old as the men I feel!

You can't beat a cheese and marmite sandwich. With butter as well though? That might knock a few years off but fuck it, can't eat anything without butter. Including butter.

As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth

Ooohhh, I could not possibly say here!

I could do with a jacket potato, with prawns, in a marie rose sauce right now.🥔

Yes, but butter??

I’d log that with the police.