Brian from Hull

[HollyCanDoAnything]

Can someone tell me what this means please. I've seen it mentioned a few times and i'm intrigued.

A guy came on here years ago offering Yoni Massages to MNers.

His name was Brian and he was from Hull.

He said loads of MNers messaged him to engage his services 🤣

From the days when almost, we could have a laugh on here.
It was a speciality massage of a "yoni".

Here is the original thread @HollyCanDoAnything

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage?page=1

Thanks all. I've only read to the end of the first page and husband already giving me a funny looks because i keep sniggering. Just another 39 pages to go.

Ah, Brian from Hull. Thanks for the reminder! 😆

I've dusted off my old user name, changed in honour of Brian from Hull. God, I feel old!

Blast from the past! I wonder how he is.

Ah, that was a brilliant thread, happy memories.

It was much more fun here back in the old days!

Ahhh those were the days.

I'd just joined mumsnet and remember drinking most of a bottle of wine on a Friday night whilst that thread was going on

I loved that thread - so funny that Brian turned up in S&B - I cried rereading it now 😂

I want Brian to serenade me while massaging my yoni now!

Ain't nobody I'd rather be...

That thread begat my favourite ever MN quote:
'My yoni says noni'
Still makes me laugh 😂😂

Brian from Hull owns the internet. Absolutely priceless 😂

To see that thread at the time unravelling was so funny! I thought it was further back than 2013!

20 pages in and I've have to stop reading now , laughing too much and it's starting to hurt. Husband thinks i've lost the plot, he went up to bed saying "calm down before you piss yourself".......

I found my username from that thread

I've always assumed 'Brian from Hull' was a regular Mumsnetter having a big joke. Didn't 'his wife' post a separate thread a few days later complaining about his treatment?

I just put "yoni massage" in the search box and it's leading me to "penis beaker"

Can someone give me a link to that one please.

It's going to be a long night.....

Ah, so many familier names on that thread.

The sad thing is these days Brian and his yoni massage would be deleted before the end of page 1 😔

Oh lord! I loved that thread! 😁

I was thinking about him earlier! There was a documentary on itv2 and a bloke was giving a woman an 'intimate massage' and I was sniggering to myself 😂

There are about 3 threads.

You have to read them all