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Can anyone explain this?? Jesus and cabin crew

48 replies

IamaRevenant · 08/07/2024 15:35

For some reason I'm being spammed by this page multiple times a day. I have no interest in Jesus or cabin crew 😅

Just out of interest does anyone get the connection? Because I have no clue why Jesus is hanging out with cabin crew and Scarlett Johansson.

Can anyone explain this?? Jesus and cabin crew
Can anyone explain this?? Jesus and cabin crew
Can anyone explain this?? Jesus and cabin crew
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Bowling4TomatoSoup · 08/07/2024 15:36

Maybe you’re destined to become one of Jesus’ cabin girls 😌

Workoutinthepark · 08/07/2024 15:39

I think it will turn into an extreme political platform soon, they try to get you with the big hitters first, i.e. hot girls, religion and sport then they turn into right wing spammers at some point. Think this might be a bot in charge tho, as clearly hot cabin crew and Jesus aren't your cup of tea. Combined they're presumably no ones cup of tea 😄

edwinbear · 08/07/2024 15:40

What on earth have you been following OP to make the algorithms think that might be right up your street?!! 🤣🤣

edwinbear · 08/07/2024 15:41

And why the sheep?!

IamaRevenant · 08/07/2024 16:35

Bowling4TomatoSoup · 08/07/2024 15:36

Maybe you’re destined to become one of Jesus’ cabin girls 😌

I suppose I'll have to accept my fate. Just me, Jesus and the cabin crew now. And the sheep.

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IamaRevenant · 08/07/2024 16:36

edwinbear · 08/07/2024 15:40

What on earth have you been following OP to make the algorithms think that might be right up your street?!! 🤣🤣

Nothing! I'm not remotely religious 😅

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Bjorkdidit · 08/07/2024 16:44

No idea, but last week I was seeing multiple images about Gareth Southgate and what food and drink he chooses - I don't follow football at all so I had no idea what it was referring to.

When I'd seen a few I mentioned it to DP and he said it was that it was something to do with his team selection being a bit boring/under par which made sense because it was things like a long set up about being in a pub and being offered craft beer, fine wine, single malts, but choosing a glass of tap water, or a picture of a plain ham sandwich, ready salted crisps and a bottle of water with the caption 'Gareth Southgates Tesco Meal Deal'

Alalalalalongalalalalalonglonglilong · 08/07/2024 16:44

Wtf 😂 Jesus looks like Rylan Clarke in the second photo.

IamaRevenant · 08/07/2024 17:00

Alalalalalongalalalalalonglonglilong · 08/07/2024 16:44

Wtf 😂 Jesus looks like Rylan Clarke in the second photo.

Pretty sure Rylan wouldn't be up for these cabin crew 😅

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IamaRevenant · 08/07/2024 17:00

Bjorkdidit · 08/07/2024 16:44

No idea, but last week I was seeing multiple images about Gareth Southgate and what food and drink he chooses - I don't follow football at all so I had no idea what it was referring to.

When I'd seen a few I mentioned it to DP and he said it was that it was something to do with his team selection being a bit boring/under par which made sense because it was things like a long set up about being in a pub and being offered craft beer, fine wine, single malts, but choosing a glass of tap water, or a picture of a plain ham sandwich, ready salted crisps and a bottle of water with the caption 'Gareth Southgates Tesco Meal Deal'

Haha!

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Teamarugula · 08/07/2024 17:10

It’s called AI slop and is basically engagement farming… except most of the engagement seems to be other bots. The dead internet theory might be onto something!

Bjorkdidit · 08/07/2024 17:15

Teamarugula · 08/07/2024 17:10

It’s called AI slop and is basically engagement farming… except most of the engagement seems to be other bots. The dead internet theory might be onto something!

Now that's a lot of words that look like English but arranged in a way that makes no sense at all.

But might explain why I (and a lot of people) don't really seem to bother with Facebook any more. It seems to be an awful faff to push all that sort of crap aside to see if any real people I know have posted anything recently, usually to find that they haven't.

IamaRevenant · 08/07/2024 17:17

Teamarugula · 08/07/2024 17:10

It’s called AI slop and is basically engagement farming… except most of the engagement seems to be other bots. The dead internet theory might be onto something!

Oh I know it's AI 😅 just wondering why someone bothered themselves with pictures like this!

They also have endless comments of AMEN which I assume are also bots...

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AdoraBell · 08/07/2024 17:18

Clearly Jesus started as cabin crew and worked his way up.

Bobbotgegrinch · 08/07/2024 17:19

Facebook seems to be on one at the moment. Every few days it thinks I have a new interest and shows me endless posts about it. Last week it was the 90s TV show Charmed, the other day it was some German band and this morning I got a load of frontal pictures of breastfeeding women. Now I'll admit that boobs are an interest of mine (more than Charmed and German metal at least), but I usually prefer them without a baby attached! DP who was sat next to me wasn't particularly impressed either!

GrumpyPanda · 08/07/2024 17:21

Has somebody told these bozos there's male flight attendants these days? Although maybe then you'd get Finnish gay porn instead 😆😆

MushMonster · 08/07/2024 17:22

edwinbear · 08/07/2024 15:41

And why the sheep?!

Now that I get, He is your shepherd.
But the crew and Scarlett, not a clue....

menopausalmare · 08/07/2024 17:24

In my Facebook feed I get updates from 'dry robe wankers' and 'parking like a twat'. I do neither of those things🤔

MushMonster · 08/07/2024 17:25

Teamarugula · 08/07/2024 17:10

It’s called AI slop and is basically engagement farming… except most of the engagement seems to be other bots. The dead internet theory might be onto something!

Does this have a meaning in the real world?
Engagement farming LOL

IamaRevenant · 08/07/2024 17:25

MushMonster · 08/07/2024 17:22

Now that I get, He is your shepherd.
But the crew and Scarlett, not a clue....

There's dogs too...

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IamaRevenant · 08/07/2024 17:28

menopausalmare · 08/07/2024 17:24

In my Facebook feed I get updates from 'dry robe wankers' and 'parking like a twat'. I do neither of those things🤔

Wtf is a dry robe wanker?

Is it like buswanker from the Inbetweeners but in a dressing gown??

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Sleepersausage · 08/07/2024 17:33

That is hilarious. I keep getting pictures of Sydeny sweeney I have no idea why

Teamarugula · 08/07/2024 17:34

MushMonster · 08/07/2024 17:25

Does this have a meaning in the real world?
Engagement farming LOL

Basically trying to manufacture likes/comments/clicks. Which are useful for a few reasons - making scam pages look more legitimate for example, or for selling ads at a higher price because they will be seen by more people, because pages with higher engagement rates are preferred by ‘the algorithm’.

IamaRevenant · 08/07/2024 17:36

Tbf my Facebook ads have always been pretty age/situation appropriate (if you like a stereotype). Dating apps, then engagement rings and wedding planners, baby outfits, followed by IVF, followed by fostering and adoption (have never ever looked into or had any interest in any of the above). I can only assume that the Jesus stuff is because they assume I'm shortly going to die at the age of 39. I have also had will writing services 😬

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Jellybean85 · 08/07/2024 17:37

edwinbear · 08/07/2024 15:40

What on earth have you been following OP to make the algorithms think that might be right up your street?!! 🤣🤣

I wondered that Grin

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