What's the dumbest & funniest thing you said as a kid?

[superflybaby]

Mine was when I asked my Nan & Grandad if they had any children. They said they did. So I asked where they were and if they would want to play with me.
I remember it - I could tell from their faces that I had said something really stupid / funny and I was mortified!

My aunt took me to the toilet when I was about 5, I went first then she had a wee in the same cubicle.

Apparantly when we walked out I shouted in front of the crowd 'Aunty XXX why didn't you wipe your tuppence?! Your knickers will be wet!'

She is adamant to this day that she did but why would I say it?

I used to have a word for things that were really yucky - Guck. Apparently (I don't remember this but am often reminded by my brothers) one day I decided that it wasn't a good enough word so I would come up with a new one. So I started going through the alphabet.

"Buck. Buck buck buck. No, that's no good"

"Cuck..."

You can see where this is going. My 2 brothers sat beside me in the car wincing with each letter until I finally got there.

They say now that the funniest thing was hearing Dad say it while explaing that I shouldn't use that word as it already means somethings else.

I walked into a room fool of people with a sanitary towel, and asked in a load voice what it was. My mother said to take it out, she's tell me later... "yes, but what IS it mummy?"

or even loud

my cousin asked my grandad if he'd had his hair shot off during the war

Dad hit his thumb with a hammer and, as I was around his workshop, wanted to tame his language - he ws going oh, sh....

I said to him - Shit, hey dadyy???

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when being quizzed on my geography skills, mum asked what do you call someone from england, i said english, good, someone from scotland, scottish, brilliant, someone from whales, whalish, not so good lol

I remember as a 12yr old trying to tell my friend that "my back is itchy" but it came out as "my bitch is acky"

my mother picked me up from my first day of school and asked what i thought of it and i said "it was ok but i dont think ill go again"bless my nievity

There's a type of sweet flan in Yorks called a curd tart...
I went into the local bakers when I was about 12 and asked for a "turd cart" and exited stage left, red faced, amid howls of laughter from the staff!
I still have to concentrate whenever I buy one!

when my cousin was asked what she wanted to do when she grew up she said 'I want to solicit' She actually wanted to be a solicitor...

I remember asking when I was very small, at the local fish and chip place, "Can I have 3 Chips and 2 Dollers worth worth of fish"? The lady at the shop was very nice( at least I had tried)

I called my brother a dildo in front of mum dad...... and our priest .
I had overheard it being used by eldest brother and, from the context, had decided it meant idiot.

poor mum