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Equivalent of "I have a boyfriend"

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Kittensat36 · 06/07/2024 07:59

At the supermarket yesterday and the trolleys in the trolley park by the entrance were few and far between. Just the one sitting there, so I popped the token in and prepared to ransack the store.

Nope, it was the bastard trolley from hell - one wheel locked, the other three unable to decide which direction to go in.Had a devil of a job getting it back to where I could get the chain back on and get the token back.
Off I schlep to one of the other trolley parks, where there were plenty.

When I came back, a woman was going for the knackered trolley. I called out to her not to bother with it as.....

She held her hand up to stop me and, facing away from me said "I have a token!"

At which point, the chain came off and the trolley and she turned towards the entrance..... Except the trolley got 90 degrees into the turn and jammed. Wouldn't go back either.

I said "that's what I was trying to tell you." Nope, wasn't asking you for change, was trying to spare you the bother of fighting to get your token back.

Reminded me of those stories where someone interrupts a person speaking to them with "I have a boyfriend/girlfriend" and the person just wants to get past/tell them they've left their umbrella behind.

Anyone else had the equivalent of the "I have a boyfriend" comment?

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malden · 23/08/2024 09:53

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Purplecatshopaholic · 23/08/2024 09:54

Say what now? What’s a boyfriend got in common with a wonky trolley? Oh wait, it’s making sense now..
lol

HotCrossBunplease · 23/08/2024 09:59

I know what you mean. Thing is, beggars and scam artists and sleazy blokes do try to draw people in with personal interactions so we are now primed not to engage. Now and again that means we brush off someone who meant no harm. It’s a bit embarrassing but it’s probably still worth a bit of embarrassment to avoid the 90% who are out to dupe us.

HotCrossBunplease · 23/08/2024 10:02

I was once warned at a border crossing when backpacking that the guards would try to extort a higher payment from us and to pay absolutely no more than 5 dollars.

Got there and the guy said “three dollars” and I immediately responded “No, I was told it was five!” - my brain was just primed to question any figure other than 5 🤦‍♀️

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