Do you have . . . . In your house ? Part two .

[ScottBakula]

Following on from the last thread but I have put this in chat to make it a bit easier to find .

A fake coal fireplace?

No, unfortunately, I have no artwork of mine on my wall

Oven mitts with some burnt bits where you caught them on fire?

Oops, @Gottoloveatakeaway beat me to it...

Yes, I have 2 glass ladies' heads that are vases . They have on big hats, lipstick, false eyelashes, and earrings.
Oh, I forgot, I have 3 more heads with a hole in them...I planted succulents in them

Burnt oven mitts?

Burnt oven mitts, yes.

An old-fashioned chiming mantle clock?

Yes. I also have a new set for display purposes.

I have heads with cacti and one was flowering the other day.

An unopened gin bottle. ( I do have one… I don’t like this particular one)

No gin

A Russian Doll set

Yes. A Russian doll set that is also a kitchen measuring set

A zebra skin African drum?

Yes. It is a Christmas Santa one though.

Fancy cake storage tins

Yes! Christmas again, of course.

Enough hand santitizer to knock out a horse?

Ooh i need to keep up ,

No buddas,
No art of my own but one of my granddads.

No glass heads

Yes to burnt mitts

Yes to a old mantel clock, it doesn't work anymore but was a 1st anniversary present to my DM&DD from the same granddad that did the painting so I love it.

No cacti

No gin (>> puts tin hat on << ) cos its horrible stuff.

No Russian doll

No drums

No fancy storage tins

But enough hand San to floor a shire !

A wet pissed of cat because you had to bath it after spilling ( cold ) veg oil on him .

@Sweetpea1532 , how does it sing ?

No . No animals.

Burglar alarm

No.

A man sitting playing the classical guitar in your spare bedroom?

No man in spare room, so no singing
No burnt mitts
Several kinds of gin but all opened

An aspidistra

No
A spice rack with empty bottles

No.

Coldplay at Glasto on telly?

No glasto on the TV

A socktpuss with half the pegs broken or missing

( I must buy a new one )

Yes!

An egg helter skelter

No,

a cork pin board?

No.

A proper walk in pantry?

We both need to buy new ones !

No egg helter-skelter ( whatever that is )

But a wooden egg storeage box ?

No walk in pantry - but I really want one.

A watermelon bigger than your head

No watermelon

but too many empty biscuit tins only used at Christmas time?

No just the one and it has biscuits In

Clothes on your bedroom floor?

No biscuit tins at all.

Three wooden carved wise monkeys.

No

A crucifix.