I think this will be entertaining . Whether as a parent or a teacher / ta etc - what’s the funniest or weirdest things a child has said to you ?
Im a teacher and I have lots 🤣 enjoy ! Would love to hear more .
Child came to me very excited and said “ Miss I think you are having a baby ! “ I said I was not and they said “ but I can see the pregnant belly! “ .
” what’s wrong with your face “ no context to this.
”why is your face like that” no context .
“ what is on your face “ ( I had put more make up on as it was photo day ) .. then , after I explained - “ don’t do that again”
” your eyebrows look like Russia “
“ do you wear a wig ? “
“No”
” oh , I thought you did because it’s always messy at the top “
Me : “does anyone have any nice plans for the weekend ? “
Child “ I am flying to Asia on a private jet”
Me “ can you tell me what we are leading to do in Maths ? “
Child “ poo “
child “ look “ .. puts finger in ear .
Me “ ..”
child “ look now “ Puts same finger in mouth .
Child “ are you married “
Me “ yes”
Child “ why ? ”
me “ because when people love each other , they might want to get married in a church in front of God so God can bless our marriage etc etc “
Child “ no I mean why ? “
Me “ I’m not sure what you mean “
child “ why did your husband choose to marry you “
Me “ because xxxx “
Child “ but why didn’t he marry a pretty lady “