I decided, in my infinite wisdom, to go for a run this morning. Well, being honest it wasn't really a run - just the first week of couch to 5k, but it sounds better if I say it was a run.
Anyway, because it was hot (and I'm an idiot who absolutely didn't consider the consequences of sweat combined with fat thighs) I decided to wear shorts. Sadly they were not long enough and kept riding up between my thighs and I now have a nasty sore patch both sides.
It's really really bloody sore, it stings in the shower and is sore when I walk, even though I'm now wearing trousers (very loose cotton, pyjamas in fact)
What can I do? Can I put anything on it to help? How long will it take to heal?
Ow ow ow ow ow, the pain. Bring me the gin!