Is Katie price trying to get jailed.

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According to the daily mail she's buggered off on holiday to Cyprus with the latest laddo rather than attend a high court trial citing health issues.
How much longer is she going to be allowed to take the piss?.

Bollocks was she trying to unalive herself. What a crock of shit.

I’ll be far more inclined to be kind to her when she stops being a danger to other humans and stops killing her pets.

I’ve never heard of her crashing her car as a suicide attempt before. I think she is trying to change the narrative to get sympathy. She said at the time she was going to get more coke didn’t she?

I have zero sympathy for her. She is malicious, takes no responsibility for anything and thinks she's above the law.

God help her new neighbours Haywards Heath

That was my thoughts your heart would sink if she came rolling up in a removal van to move in next door.

She certainly has changed the narrative on that incident.

She’s buying another one!

No she's not. She rented this one. At 5k a month! Great work for a bankrupt! She wouldn't be able to get another mortgage, any money left over when the mortgage company sell (unlikely to be anything left over as she has trashed the place) will go straight to her creditors.

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/147365660#/?channel=RES_LET

She’ll wreck this lovely house too! How can she afford the rent? I’m surprised anyone would want to rent their house to her, given what she did to the last one!

I feel so sorry for the new neighbours, it’s a new build so they have had all the joy of builders for the past however long, now they are having the joy of Katie and her drama lama life to brighten up their days.

The only person who must be cheering is Pam from Pam’s Aesthetics , who according to the map is literally over the road. Stock up on the lip filler Pam!

Where will she keep the horse?

Oh god! That's literally a stones throw from me! 😣

I absolutely HATE that grotesquely ugly morontardic old common gobby usless talentless self-obsessed slag a bazillion %. It wasn't born, it was created in a lab. I really do wish it would just crawl back into whichever sewer it slithered out of and die.

Where will she keep her horses? Livery isn’t cheap. Or have they died of neglect/accident like most of her other animals?

I think the horses have been rehomed.

I think the horses have been rehomed.

I'm perfectly prepared to be kind about her if she pays her tax bill.

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And if she were to actually decide to make decisions in life centred around how they impact her kids. All this "she's a great mum" bollocks ... how did the bar get so low?

Fucking hell. I thought I was nasty.

I wouldn't rent a boris bike to her