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Anyone else feel like this, or am I slowly losing it…………………..

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EnidsOTHERBretonTop · 23/04/2024 15:26

😁

I have been in bed for weeks waiting to see a MSK consultant, I suspect that there is something trapped in my neck, can’t drive (drugs) and can’t be driven as potholes send the pain of the scale.

Anyway, every morning just before I come to the surface properly, I think I am going to wake up in a four poster bed in a country house and someone is going to offer me a choice of breakfast. Oh and lunch.

NOW this clearly has nothing to do with, my husband who is a very good man ordinarily but he doesn’t do ill he materialises with a black coffee a bowl of yoghurt and honey and sunflower seeds. If I am lucky and there is post I will see him again an hour or so later. At that stage he will ask what I fancy for dinner.

He is a man of few words, does it show ??

Please if there is someone out there with a country pile and some spare staff could they take me in for a few weeks, as you can see from the above I am fairly low maintenance.

As you were.😁

I thank you.

Disclaimer, he starts off as Florence Nightingale and transmogrifys into Nurse Ratchet somewhere along the way. We are both retired I bet if he was WFH he would be nipping up a lot more often.😀

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Marylou62 · 23/04/2024 15:31

Sounds like the drugs are working!
I had similar and woke thinking I was in the sickbay of the Starship Enterprise!

EnidsOTHERBretonTop · 23/04/2024 15:31

23 year old DS

Put it this way watching trying to walk is like watching Bambi just after she has been born.

I am used to their care, but I am just bemused by pre waking dream of a four poster bed and a menu plan.

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EnidsOTHERBretonTop · 23/04/2024 15:32

It will pass, I am just feeling sorry for myself.

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fromaytobe · 23/04/2024 15:34

Fake it till you make it. 😂

Send DH out for some lottery tickets - you never know, one day...

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