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Money laundering shops why no action?

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NoisySnail · 17/04/2024 19:16

Where I live there are a number of shops that are very obvious money laundering fronts. For example a dessert place that is hardly ever open, has no menu or prices, and when it is open has one scary looking man behind the counter and motorbikes going inside and leaving with a package.
Or the takeaway that has never been open in three years. Or the shop with very limited opening hours that has hardly anything to sell - just some pop and chocolate bars.
I am not someone who knows anything about money laundering but I can spot these dodgy premises a mile away. So why does no one do anything about thus?

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Francisflute · 19/04/2024 10:04

HeadDeskHeadDesk · 19/04/2024 09:50

A lot of criminal activity needs customers for these gangs to thrive.
Thats why they can exist in the first place and people that smoke weed, do cocaine or do something as seemingly inoffensive as use cash car washes or nail bars, they just perpetuate it all.

Who are those people? Maybe some unremarkable middle aged woman who has just commented on this thread. Just regular folk.

You are right. I do use a hand car wash, and DH and I always joke about needing to visit the Albanian Money Launderers. Mainly because I like to get the car properly washed and valeted every couple of months without having to make an advance booking and without having someone come to my house to do it. I don't want to do it myself, would happily pay a bit more for a non-money launderer to do it, but there doesn't seem to be any drive-in, spur of the moment hand car washes that are not run and staffed by what I suspect are money laundering gangs. If I could find a less dodgy alternative I'd happily pay a bit more for it. They are very popular services so I see no reason why they couldn't make a decent profit by doing everything legally. It's a minimum wage job with low overheads and a fast turnaround. Premises / sites are generally in locations that are reasonably cheap to buy or lease. Like a plot in a B&Q car park for instance.

What I want is for these businesses to be FORCED in law to take card payments to give customers the choice. If someone chooses to pay cash then so be it. There is a place for cash payments too. But to allow businesses that employ numerous people and are clearly busy all day every day to say they 'can't afford the fees' for card payments is ridiculous. If they were forced to take cards then worst case is they'd close down because their scam has been thwarted, best case is they'd stay open but be forced to be more transparent. Even if they managed to launder some cash, it wouldn't be nearly as much.

I just don't understand why there is such a lack of appetite by seemingly every agency from the police to immigration to HRMC to just shrug and let it carry on in plain sight.

So it's a joke to you and you're happy to perpetuate it. Fine, but don't complain about others not doing anything. It's not legal to 'force' companies to take a certain form of payment, cash is still legal tender, so no, that isn't the solution.

suburburban · 19/04/2024 10:05

HeadDeskHeadDesk · 19/04/2024 09:50

A lot of criminal activity needs customers for these gangs to thrive.
Thats why they can exist in the first place and people that smoke weed, do cocaine or do something as seemingly inoffensive as use cash car washes or nail bars, they just perpetuate it all.

Who are those people? Maybe some unremarkable middle aged woman who has just commented on this thread. Just regular folk.

You are right. I do use a hand car wash, and DH and I always joke about needing to visit the Albanian Money Launderers. Mainly because I like to get the car properly washed and valeted every couple of months without having to make an advance booking and without having someone come to my house to do it. I don't want to do it myself, would happily pay a bit more for a non-money launderer to do it, but there doesn't seem to be any drive-in, spur of the moment hand car washes that are not run and staffed by what I suspect are money laundering gangs. If I could find a less dodgy alternative I'd happily pay a bit more for it. They are very popular services so I see no reason why they couldn't make a decent profit by doing everything legally. It's a minimum wage job with low overheads and a fast turnaround. Premises / sites are generally in locations that are reasonably cheap to buy or lease. Like a plot in a B&Q car park for instance.

What I want is for these businesses to be FORCED in law to take card payments to give customers the choice. If someone chooses to pay cash then so be it. There is a place for cash payments too. But to allow businesses that employ numerous people and are clearly busy all day every day to say they 'can't afford the fees' for card payments is ridiculous. If they were forced to take cards then worst case is they'd close down because their scam has been thwarted, best case is they'd stay open but be forced to be more transparent. Even if they managed to launder some cash, it wouldn't be nearly as much.

I just don't understand why there is such a lack of appetite by seemingly every agency from the police to immigration to HRMC to just shrug and let it carry on in plain sight.

Yes I think so. Non cash payments should be accepted

Maybe the council want the rents for the shops as they are so cash strapped

I'm sure the owners use public services such as healthcare so they need to contribute and be taxed properly.

taxguru · 19/04/2024 10:07

I know that the authorities don't have resources to monitor everything, BUT, what I can't accept is that the staff on the ground aren't proactive.

Take two recent police raids on cannabis farms in our High Street. Police officers/(well mostly PCSO's) walk down that street many times per day.

For a few years there's been a smell of weed from two boarded up premises, one a closed down bank, the other a closed down Home Bargains shop. The smell was obvious.

About six months ago, the police raided the shop and found all three floors full of cannabis plants. They appealed on local news/media for the public to report suspicions. They were inundated by people reporting the same smell from the old bank across the road so raided that as well and found it was also full of cannabis plants.

Now you can't tell me that the officers/PCSOs who walked up and down that high street every day didn't notice the cannabis smell. Everyone else did.

Council workers, police officers, tax and other governmental agency workers presumably don't go around with their eyes closed, so why aren't they proactively reporting things?

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Damnyourheadshoulderskneesandtoes · 19/04/2024 10:14

If I worked for HMRC I'm not sure I'd fancy tackling a criminal empire either.

Damnyourheadshoulderskneesandtoes · 19/04/2024 10:16

taxguru · 19/04/2024 10:07

I know that the authorities don't have resources to monitor everything, BUT, what I can't accept is that the staff on the ground aren't proactive.

Take two recent police raids on cannabis farms in our High Street. Police officers/(well mostly PCSO's) walk down that street many times per day.

For a few years there's been a smell of weed from two boarded up premises, one a closed down bank, the other a closed down Home Bargains shop. The smell was obvious.

About six months ago, the police raided the shop and found all three floors full of cannabis plants. They appealed on local news/media for the public to report suspicions. They were inundated by people reporting the same smell from the old bank across the road so raided that as well and found it was also full of cannabis plants.

Now you can't tell me that the officers/PCSOs who walked up and down that high street every day didn't notice the cannabis smell. Everyone else did.

Council workers, police officers, tax and other governmental agency workers presumably don't go around with their eyes closed, so why aren't they proactively reporting things?

If Line of Duty is to be believed, the senior police officers getting the reports are probably also part of the criminal gangs Grin

tissueboxandcandles · 19/04/2024 11:10

I absolutely believe that there is massive police corruption. I have personal experience of a sizeable investment fraud reported to police (City of London) and the reporter was told to shut up and go away, in an extremely threatening manner. The person who reported subsequently died, so it went no further.

TheThingIsYeah · 19/04/2024 12:29

Reading the thread we would probably agree that the vast majority of these slave labour/ money laundering fronts are operated by foreign nationals. It's mental when you think it's all going on in plain sight on the High Street and seemingly no one gives a fuck. More galling is the hoops you have to jump through at the bank on the same High Street if you want, say, to be added as a signatory to an account.

I think there's deliberate reluctance on the part of the authorities for a couple of reasons.

Firstly, these types of things don't directly affect politicians. They don't live in areas that are most affected, they don't mix with everyday people. So it's easier for them to just cover their eyes and pretend it's not happening.

Secondly, we've been fed a lie that everyone coming to the UK is either escaping a war zone, or is highly skilled and solvent "They want to work, they want to contribute" etc. A sizeable number will be just plain wrong'uns like you get everywhere. But for the political class to admit it would raise serious questions about the effects of mass migration on quality of life for those that already live here. And they won't go down that road, hence the obsession with just GDP figures.

suburburban · 19/04/2024 12:40

TheThingIsYeah · 19/04/2024 12:29

Reading the thread we would probably agree that the vast majority of these slave labour/ money laundering fronts are operated by foreign nationals. It's mental when you think it's all going on in plain sight on the High Street and seemingly no one gives a fuck. More galling is the hoops you have to jump through at the bank on the same High Street if you want, say, to be added as a signatory to an account.

I think there's deliberate reluctance on the part of the authorities for a couple of reasons.

Firstly, these types of things don't directly affect politicians. They don't live in areas that are most affected, they don't mix with everyday people. So it's easier for them to just cover their eyes and pretend it's not happening.

Secondly, we've been fed a lie that everyone coming to the UK is either escaping a war zone, or is highly skilled and solvent "They want to work, they want to contribute" etc. A sizeable number will be just plain wrong'uns like you get everywhere. But for the political class to admit it would raise serious questions about the effects of mass migration on quality of life for those that already live here. And they won't go down that road, hence the obsession with just GDP figures.

Yes it's quite depressing.

The area where I live has changed so much and it used to be lovely.

tissueboxandcandles · 19/04/2024 13:13

Augustus40 · 18/04/2024 06:26

Where I live is a shop that just sells mobile phone cases plus a small handful of reconditioned mobiles in the shop window as well as computer repairs. Run by three or four Asian men. I fail to see how it can fund overheads plus incomessufficient for these people. They are never busy. Been open for years. The other week I bought a new phone case. Deadly quiet in there with the men all sat round looking the height of relaxed together in a group. They take cash plus cards but where are the profits coming from? They have also mysteriously managed to renovate the premises it looks spanking new! The mind boggles.

Frequent renovation/refurb and selling the business, buying it back again, is classic money laundering. Completely different from a small family business with the same shop/staff running for years. Very easy to spot the difference. Restaurants are the perfect cover for money laundering in fairly upmarket areas. The phone shops work better in cheaper areas. All really obvious if you know what to look for.

tissueboxandcandles · 19/04/2024 13:16

All of these people can afford very clever accountants. It is much easier for HMRC to chase ordinary business owners who make a mistake, or file their tax returns a bit late.

HeadDeskHeadDesk · 19/04/2024 14:01

Francisflute · 19/04/2024 10:04

So it's a joke to you and you're happy to perpetuate it. Fine, but don't complain about others not doing anything. It's not legal to 'force' companies to take a certain form of payment, cash is still legal tender, so no, that isn't the solution.

It should be legal to force companies above a certain turnover to take cards as well as cash. I'm not saying they should be banned from taking cash, but they should be forced to offer card payments for the same cost to the customer. In 2024 when most places are fazing out cash because it's more trouble than it's worth, I really don't think this is an unreasonable expectation.

taxguru · 19/04/2024 19:19

HeadDeskHeadDesk · 19/04/2024 14:01

It should be legal to force companies above a certain turnover to take cards as well as cash. I'm not saying they should be banned from taking cash, but they should be forced to offer card payments for the same cost to the customer. In 2024 when most places are fazing out cash because it's more trouble than it's worth, I really don't think this is an unreasonable expectation.

I agree. Not keen at all on banning cash, but now that the vast majority of sales are by card, it's time to make taking cards compulsory for all but the smallest of businesses. Maybe set the limit/threshold as being VAT registered traders, i.e. total annual sales of over £90k p.a. which nicely exempts the "lifestyle"/"hobby" style of businesses.

We really need to start taking actions to counter tax evasion and money laundering and restricting/reducing the use of cash has to be the starting point.

suburburban · 19/04/2024 22:16

Would they take any notice though

They seem to be above the law

TitusMoan · 20/04/2024 10:36

Sheknowsaboutme · 18/04/2024 17:35

one of the many barbers (they come the country you go for nice gnashers) have now opened an ice cream parlour. And both are cash only. And the vape shoos and American candy…. Destroying our town.

Yes the country you go to for nice gnashers, but also the country which regularly sends people home dead after their butt lift / gastric bypass surgeries.

Westfacing · 20/04/2024 10:41

Not being able to monitor each and every takeaway, barbers, cake shop etc is one thing but what about those MASSIVE sweet shops in the West End?

Private Eye, Evening Standard and no doubt others have been writing about them for years!

NoisySnail · 20/04/2024 11:17

Cryptocurrency is the easiest way of evading tax. And I don't see any calls to ban shops that accept this.

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Augustus40 · 20/04/2024 12:06

NoisySnail · 20/04/2024 11:17

Cryptocurrency is the easiest way of evading tax. And I don't see any calls to ban shops that accept this.

So far as I know it is legal to have a crypto e wallet. It is only when it gets transferred to the individual's bank account it should be declared on a tax return. I am aware the Financial Conduct Authority is investigating the existence of crypto cash machines in Exeter Nottingham and Sheffield. Most likely because crypto is still in its infancy and is unregulated.

The world is still not ready to regulate cryptocurrency until the official bodies step in and sort this out.

CornishPorsche · 20/04/2024 13:57

NoisySnail · 20/04/2024 11:17

Cryptocurrency is the easiest way of evading tax. And I don't see any calls to ban shops that accept this.

Good luck getting druggies to buy their ten bags and Spice laced junk with crypto.

Drugs are a huge source of the cash for these places. Hence why they need a way to launder it.

Ilovegoldies · 20/04/2024 14:20

I work for a local authority team alongside a team who conducts these investigations. There is a team of 5 people to cover a city with a population of over 600k.
Just to collect the evidence, prepare statements and a prosecution for one trial for illegal tobacco took a year.
Action is taken but underfunding and job cutting means councils simply lack the resources to tackle the amount of places that need investigating.

Elebag · 04/07/2025 08:32

This story about illegal cigarettes is on the BBC today. It's everywhere.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9097lwxg9o

Elebag · 04/07/2025 08:32

Not my prettiest link but it does the job.

tissueboxandcandles · 04/07/2025 09:22

Elebag · 04/07/2025 08:32

This story about illegal cigarettes is on the BBC today. It's everywhere.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy9097lwxg9o

This has been going on in plain sight for decades. Car boot loads of illegal cigarettes used to be unloaded in the local hospital car park. The police knew perfectly well that it was happening. There was a police raid on local convenience stores at least 15 years ago - they were concealing guns packed in crates of fruit and veg. The shops selling vapes are also selling the drugs to put in them. Surely this isn't news to anyone?

cloudyblueglass · 04/07/2025 09:47

EmeraldRoses · 17/04/2024 22:45

Sorry if I'm being a bit thick but what's the reason theae places only take cash? How's that linked to money laundering, what do they do - pretend.theyve earned more money than they have done? So they get money fro. Drugs and pretend that money has come from their business?

That’s the basic premise, yes.

Badbadbunny · 04/07/2025 10:33

Ironically, it's the money laundering laws that have caused the massive increasing in hand car washes, turkish barbers, "dodgy" kebab and other takeaways. Previously the criminal gangs could just "wash" their money through numerous bank accounts, shell companies, offshore banks, etc and using false indentities. Now it's harder to do that, they need to launder the cash somewhere, so have taken over the "cash economy".

It's caught HMRC off guard since they've always been obsessed about tax evasion due to businesses not putting all sales through the books, so they're obsessed with looking at shops, takeaways etc that have low margins as they're looking for signs of sales not being put through the books. They've not been looking at businesses with high margins or unrealistically high sales, hence the explosion in money laundering shop fronts.

Car boot stands have always been tolerated as they're at a much smaller scale and, of course, only one day per week, whereas money laundering shop fronts are often 7 days, 12 hours per day, so can handle far higher sums of money.

SarfLondonLad · 04/07/2025 10:43

The law is inadequate. The penalties are derisory. There aren't sufficient police funds to run a proper investigation.

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