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If you could be an animal what one would you be?

43 replies

0rangesandlemon · 13/04/2024 17:40

I know cat seems quite nice and dog, well looked after fed every day.

But I think I'd like to be a rat

Or a seagull

I like the idea of scavenging for food and hanging out in a group

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SallyWD · 13/04/2024 20:15

Cat, without a doubt

whoputallofthatthere · 13/04/2024 20:19

I would be an orca.

TheNoonBell · 13/04/2024 20:21

Human 😀

sciencemama · 13/04/2024 20:24

A giraffe so I could see what going on everywhere

HollyCanDoAnything · 13/04/2024 21:26

A dormouse - to spend most of the day in bed, to hibernate in the winter, and because i really like nuts.

HollyCanDoAnything · 13/04/2024 21:27

And because i'd be the cutest thing you'd ever seen.

whywonttheyeattheirfood · 13/04/2024 22:10

An Arctic Tern

OzziePopPop · 13/04/2024 23:47

A horse, or a lion. I had horses as a child/teen/before disability and always am most happy around them. Lions… I’d be a male, eating, relaxing and shagging, what’s not to like? 🐴 🦁 😂

QueenBitch666 · 14/04/2024 00:24

Any animal as far away from humans as possible
Probably a spider living on top of the South American Tepuis in human free solitude
Bliss

QueenBitch666 · 14/04/2024 00:25

Greywitch2 · 13/04/2024 19:22

A sloth. Or something that hibernates at least.

Grizzly bear perhaps. Then I could rip people's faces off.

I can relate. Humans eh...

AlmondNutbutter · 14/04/2024 01:17

An octopus. Clever, able to squeeze into tiny spaces and with the whole sea floor to explore.

I'd quite like to be a human male for a week too. Average height and build. I go and sit in pubs by myself, walk through woods at dusk, all without feeling scared. I'd enjoy peeing standing up.

FollowTheFuckingInstructions · 14/04/2024 01:48

One of my dogs. I hope they have a nice life with no worries and lots of love.

bluetopazlove · 14/04/2024 02:11

I'd like to be a Doe , they have cute babies and it's a peaceful life until people turn up with guns .

If you could be an animal what one would you be?
JMSA · 14/04/2024 02:12

I'd like to be untouchable. Like a great big fuck off bird of prey, a shark, or an elephant. As invincible as a wild animal could be.

Luckycloverz · 14/04/2024 03:03

Oh a dinosaur! Or something else extinct like the dodo 🦤

echt · 14/04/2024 05:41

A female spotted hyena.

DaftyLass · 14/04/2024 05:44

I'd be a crow, and spend all day exploiting old ladies into feeding me

WalkWithMeSuzieLee · 14/04/2024 09:37

I've always fancied being a squirrel. They always look like they're having great fun leaping around in the trees, they're super cute and they get to hibernate all winter.

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