It's got to be some sort of record breaker, it's huge. Upper lip, spreading onto the philtrum so very noticeable and unsightly. It's gone through the angry-red-cauliflower phase and entered the slimy-wet-branflake stage. Hurts like buggery. I'm plastering it with Zovirax, but it's too late for it to have much effect really. Any magical folk remedies? I will try literally anything!