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People might have a laugh at this (lighthearted) episode of mine yesterday but, I also have questions!

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PersonalityofaVacuum · 22/03/2024 12:36

Background, I was made redundant about 14 months ago and have only just found work. Although I've survived without a wage I obviously had to let some luxuries go until now-so I booked myself a massage at the first opportunity, which was for yesterday. Not just a luxury really, I have an old shoulder injury and a lot of back pain.

I also had picked up a load of logs in my car the day before yesterday, but when I returned home it was a bit dark so they were still in my car yesterday.

I returned from home, yesterday had a shower and went to go for my massage. At this point my friend was walking past my house and we stopped and had a chat. I mentioned the logs and he offered to take them out of the car and put them in the shed for me. I thanked him and went off to my appointment.

And then the period from hell arrived as I was walking down the street. I had no option but to continue to my appointment but I was wearing a pair of light-coloured jeans and a small jacket, and short sleeved top so I was just hoping and praying that nothing would show through!

Got to my massage lady and told her what had happened, apologising profusely and she said 'Don't worry! I am a woman! I understand! I'll put an extra towel down, not a problem!' I've never been to this therapist before, she was so lovely.

But as you can imagine my massage was not the relaxing experience it should've been! Luckily I managed to get a lift back home from my Mum.

It might be worth noting that on the way there, I walked under a ladder where an oblivious bloke was blocking the path with it and had gone to rummage in his van.

So I arrive home and I mention to my Mum that I have a lovely cake in the fridge that I won't eat, does she want it? She does. I go to get it. She asks me to put it in the boot of her car I do this, close boot and my Mum just drives off. With my handbag, phone, coat etc all still in the passenger seat of her car. So I have to chase her down the street in my blood-soaked jeans, and she doesn't see me until the end of the road.

Anyway with my belongings retrieved, as there's still a touch of daylight left I decide to go to my car and see if I can vacuum out any bits of twig etc that may have come off the logs as they're now all removed.

I open the boot-and it is still full of logs.

Turns out, my friend didn't look in the boot, just cleared the ones off the back seat. Why?!

I ring him and (after thanking him for his help) as him why he has only cleared half of them from the car and it transpires that he just didn't think of looking in the boot.

My questions are;

  1. if you were my friend, would you have not looked in the boot? I mean who doesn't utilise their boot first, when they're picking up something like that?

  2. how do I get blood out of my jeans Sad they're dry clean only. What I've done so far is soak them in cold water. I don't want to ruin them-Can I send them to a dry cleaner with stains from blood Easter Envy not envy?

OP posts:
DrJoanAllenby · 24/03/2024 09:06

You say you have no option but to continue down the street?

That's utterly revolting to turn up foe your appointment covered in blood and bizarre that the woman simply offer an extra towel for you! Her standards of hygiene in her practice must be very low.

Why didn't you return home and sort yourself out and change and then hurry to your appointment? You'd have been a few minutes late at the least?

MaisieMacabe · 24/03/2024 09:07

Yes, @DrJoanAllenby that's what most people would have done, maybe a quick phone call to the therapist.

Februaryfeels · 24/03/2024 11:15

I'm not sure which bit is meant to be funny that we would laugh at.

What an extremely odd thread

MaisieMacabe · 24/03/2024 13:01

Februaryfeels · 24/03/2024 11:15

I'm not sure which bit is meant to be funny that we would laugh at.

What an extremely odd thread

I think it was an attempt at a funny, one of those days stories, but I think it's really strange and a bit inexplicable re the trousers.

PersonalityofaVacuum · 24/03/2024 18:05

@Mycarsmellsoflavender yes it was nice of him. Seems I should have mentioned that the logs were mainly in the boot. He is helpful generally with things like that but I help him with a lot of other things too. I just had no idea that someone would think I’d not utilised the car boot rather than just the back seat.

I called round for the keys the following day.

@FictionalCharacter she is a very intelligent woman who yes, is also scatterbrained at times! Thank you.

@Notthatcatagain I guess because I just don’t like the thought that they’ve had menstrual blood on and only been washed with cold water really?

@growgrowinggrown I couldn’t have cancelled the appointment as I was already almost there when it happened. When I GOT to the appoinmtnet I did say I probably couldn’t go through with it, as I was telling her what had happened and she said it would be fine, offered me some sanpro and was just very calming, all very ‘I am a woman, these thngs happen, I understand, relax!’ bless her.

@Blueuggboots does salt help?

@MaisieMacabe I was a lot closer to the massage place than I was to home at that point. I didn’t know what to do though to be honest.

@DrJoanAllenby her room was gorgeous and I am sure she was hygienic, she was immaculately turned out. I didn't get blood on anything.

How do you reason that I’d have been ‘a few minutes late at the least’ if I had have gone home?

@MaisieMacabe which bit is inexplicable please?

OP posts:
MaisieMacabe · 24/03/2024 22:27

The inexplicable bit is the period part really. I still don't get why you continued with "the period from hell" with pale trousers, to a stranger, for a massage. But hey, we're all different.

PersonalityofaVacuum · 24/03/2024 22:32

I guess because I thought that although it may have been visible (I'd no way of knowing, in the middle of the street!), it didn't mean that I'd necessarily affect her with it-it didn't need to end up on anything else (which it didn't) and I was much closer to her than to home when it happened. I didn't want to let her down either.

OP posts:
MaisieMacabe · 24/03/2024 22:37

Oh well. Lesson learned for next month then.

PersonalityofaVacuum · 24/03/2024 23:16

Definitely. I'd never had anything like that happen before!

OP posts:
heatersneaker · 24/03/2024 23:47

Sorry, I would never have looked in the boot. Opening someones boot without express permission is rude I think, what if they have a dead (or alive) body in there?

NewName24 · 24/03/2024 23:53

Februaryfeels · 24/03/2024 11:15

I'm not sure which bit is meant to be funny that we would laugh at.

What an extremely odd thread

This.

There is so much about this OP that is quite frankly, bizarre.

I mean, you get a friend to do a load of heavy lifting for you when you aren't even staying to help him, then you phone him up to criticise Hmm

You have periods that start randomly, and immediately come on so heavily that they will leak through your clothes, yet you don't carry sanitary protection with you at all times ?

This happens to you yet you decide to go an lie on a massage bed in a parlour, and then walk home, rather than going home in the first instance and sorting yourself out, even if it means being a bit late for your appointment Confused

When you get out of your Mum's car, to go into your house to get her the cake (presumably having to retrieve your keys to do so), yet in doing so, you turn and put your bag, phone, coat on the seat you've just got out of, even though you are going into your house ? I mean, that makes no sense.

PersonalityofaVacuum · 25/03/2024 04:00

Well, I was talking to my friend. Being both English, about the weather and I mentioned that I hoped to have a bit of daylight when I got back, because of all the logs in the car. He said 'Give us your keys, I'll do it now then It's done' or something.
So I did.

As I've already said, had I gone home I'd have totally missed my appointment, it was a 30minute appointment and I'd set off at 16:10 for it (appointment was for 16:40 and i was just on time so no, not 'a bit late').

Retrieve my keys from where? My house key was in my hand at this point. I jumped out of the car, went to get my cake and my Mum drove off as soon as I closed the boot. I didn't 'put' anything on the seat. I was sitting on my jacket (for obvious reasons) and my bag and other belongings were on the seat where I left them to get out and get the cake. I didn't know my Mum wouldn't acknowledge that and would just drive off.

OP posts:
PersonalityofaVacuum · 25/03/2024 04:04

Also while we're on the subject of making sense, how did I walk home yet also somehow have the cake/Mum driving off scenario? Or maybe is me having walked home something you've just made up?

I've never had this happen before, if I did have this as a regular instance of course I believe I'd carry 'sanpro' at all times. But I don't, so I didn't have anything with me..not that it would have made a difference unless I'd have changed a pad in the middle of the street.

OP posts:
AlwaysGinPlease · 25/03/2024 06:15

I can't believe you called your friend to ask about the logs. You do sound like hard work. A MN cliche but true. I wouldn't have looked in the boot either! Re the period and poor therapist..wow.

Jeannne92 · 25/03/2024 06:20

Soak jeans for at least 24 hours in cold water. Then massage in loads of Fairy liquid and let it sit then use nail brush to clean the stain.

onwardsup4 · 25/03/2024 06:42

AlwaysGinPlease · 25/03/2024 06:15

I can't believe you called your friend to ask about the logs. You do sound like hard work. A MN cliche but true. I wouldn't have looked in the boot either! Re the period and poor therapist..wow.

Luckily for OP the therapist was nicer and more understanding about a normal bodily function than you are.

Wickedlywearynamechange · 25/03/2024 06:48

onwardsup4 · 25/03/2024 06:42

Luckily for OP the therapist was nicer and more understanding about a normal bodily function than you are.

👍

CoddlingMolly · 25/03/2024 06:56

Is this some sort of period fetish or something?

I don't know a single woman who would wear white jeans when around the time of her period, who would then choose to show up without San pro to a massage rather than just no show and pay up anyway

glassconcreteandstone · 25/03/2024 06:56

OP only had a short sleeved top and small jacket FFS!

mrschocolatte · 25/03/2024 06:59

Sorry you had such a bad day OP. It happens to all of us and one you chalk up to experience. Don’t be too hard on your friend. They could have been having a rubbish day themselves and probably not thinking straight. Again we’ve all done it.

It might be worth noting that on the way there, I walked under a ladder where an oblivious bloke was blocking the path with it and had gone to rummage in his van.

I have to ask though…what was the relevance of this?

MaisieMacabe · 25/03/2024 07:02

mrschocolatte · 25/03/2024 06:59

Sorry you had such a bad day OP. It happens to all of us and one you chalk up to experience. Don’t be too hard on your friend. They could have been having a rubbish day themselves and probably not thinking straight. Again we’ve all done it.

It might be worth noting that on the way there, I walked under a ladder where an oblivious bloke was blocking the path with it and had gone to rummage in his van.

I have to ask though…what was the relevance of this?

I don't know. I was thinking maybe the OP is superstitious? It's all written in a bit of an odd way, but maybe it was just a collection of thoughts.

AlwaysGinPlease · 25/03/2024 07:05

@onwardsup4 why don't you also have a go at others that said worse and quote them. Bodily functions everyone has ,yes, expecting someone else to deal with it, no.

Janehasamane · 25/03/2024 07:06

Can’t believe you called your friend to ask him why he’d not moved the ones in the boot. Like you’d paid for a service and not someone doing you a favour. Or thay you didn’t just rearrange the massage, or pop to the cafe on route. wad loo roll in your knickers. The whole thing is odd.

CoddlingMolly · 25/03/2024 07:06

onwardsup4 · 25/03/2024 06:42

Luckily for OP the therapist was nicer and more understanding about a normal bodily function than you are.

If a man showed up for his appointment saying he had the shits unfortunately would you expect the therapist to massage him?

onwardsup4 · 25/03/2024 07:17

AlwaysGinPlease · 25/03/2024 07:05

@onwardsup4 why don't you also have a go at others that said worse and quote them. Bodily functions everyone has ,yes, expecting someone else to deal with it, no.

It was the wow poor therapist I was replying to. Op already said she was understanding and couldn't have been nicer about it

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