Is 'guess HOW MUCH this fucking cost?!?'.
Endless fun. Through my gritted teeth.
Want to play? I'll start.
Bought a fresh focaccia in a local deli thinking it would be a nice lunchtime treat. No price on display. When I got to the till, guess how much this fucking cost?
Plain focaccia by the way - not fancy, quite delicious but not fancy.
EIGHT FUCKING POUNDS.
I have more but why don't you have a go? It's cathartic.