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How many crème eggs do you think you could manage in one go?

156 replies

Noca · 06/03/2024 18:15

Seeing as Easter is coming up and they’re everywhere again

I could nail loads of the white ones

OP posts:
RealRubyBee · 06/03/2024 22:43

with a hot cuppa tea to dunk them in 2/3 at most

25thCenturyQuaker · 06/03/2024 23:03

I'll just leave this here...

How many crème eggs do you think you could manage in one go?
HoneyWogan · 07/03/2024 08:01

There was already a record in existence for shoving creme eggs up your hole that this bloke managed to break?!?!

lifebeginsaftercoffee · 07/03/2024 08:04

None 🤮

Mini eggs, on the other hand,..

foodtoorder · 07/03/2024 18:32

Honestly I reckon maybe 10. But I had to probably could knock back a few more 😅

SneakySnakeEx · 07/03/2024 18:36

I can do 6 without effort!

Hate they're boxes of 5 not 6 now.

Our shop was doing 10 boxes for £4. I dread to think how many i purchased.

I have 6 boxes in cupboard left

frozendaisy · 07/03/2024 19:27

1/3 of the milk not white chocolate tops
But nestfuls of the caramel ones

frozendaisy · 07/03/2024 19:30

SevenSeasOfRhye · 06/03/2024 18:45

On an empty stomach probably about 30!😁

😂

frozendaisy · 07/03/2024 19:34

CaramelEmporium · 06/03/2024 20:44

On a similar note can we talk about jars of Marshmallow Fluff. By the spoonful 😳

I've never heard of this

IKnowYouBetterThanThat · 07/03/2024 19:38

Original ones, probably 2 or 3

New style - none - just yuck!

I used to have one most evenings in the run up to Easter while watching 'Home & Away'

Just not interested now 🙁

DoodleMum12 · 07/03/2024 19:50

I know no one cares but both of the Reece peanut butter eggs that were delivered yesterday evening are now gone. Ate in succession last night ooops 🤪 I’m getting over possible Covid (still can’t taste some things ) and the sweetness of these was so yummy.
I’d only eat the Cadbury crème eggs if desperate- why did they have to change them 😔

Jellycats4life · 07/03/2024 19:50

At least four, I reckon.

RainbowZebraWarrior · 07/03/2024 19:53

25thCenturyQuaker · 06/03/2024 23:03

I'll just leave this here...

Christ, I hope he took them out of the foil wrapping first!

chattyness · 07/03/2024 19:58

I ate 12 once and could have eaten more but there wasn't any left 😊 I'd been at work on night shift and finished around 1am ,I could never go to bed straight away so I'd have a cuppa with a snack and watch TV and there they were just sitting on the table begging to be scoffed. I didn't set out to eat them all, I just kept going back for another and another until they were all gone . I was in my twenties then , I couldn't do it now they're a bit sickly these days

Allthecatseverywhereallatonce · 07/03/2024 20:00

I managed 3 today and eyed up a 4th but saw sense. I love them.

Scottishdreams1991 · 07/03/2024 20:05

About half and im normally a greedy bastard 🤣🤣

AuntieMarys · 07/03/2024 20:17

I once ate 6. I bought a box of them and couldn't stop. Haven't touched them.in 25 years

IBegYourBiggestPardon · 07/03/2024 20:43

Non. I love chocolate but Cadbury's crème eggs are just far too sickly. Plus I'm
Still scarred for life of the very vivid description an ex from many years ago Auntie gave me. Of how she used to bite the top of it off and push it onto her fellas penis and suck the crème egg whilst giving him a blow job Envy <not envy> believe me there wasn't and still isn't enough brain bleach in the world to rid that image. Although I did mention it my OH and he said bloody hell he must have a small cock to fit a Cadbury's crème egg on the end of it 😅

hoonicorn · 07/03/2024 20:49

I ate two last night and my stomach hurt pretty much straight away. Regretted that.

In an ideal world I'd be able to eat 10 and they'd be calorie free too

Caswallonthefox · 07/03/2024 21:34

None. Too oily and too sweet, even though they are smaller now than when was a kid.
But then I'm not a fan of milk chocolate of any sort these days.

Palm oil = yuck.

mumda · 07/03/2024 21:37

Costco do a box of 48.
I wouldn't eat more than 1 a day.

Daisybuttercup12345 · 07/03/2024 21:48

At least six

ManchesterGirl2 · 07/03/2024 21:50

More if under duress.

ManchesterGirl2 · 07/03/2024 21:51

@IBegYourBiggestPardon
Oh my God how on earth did that conversation come up?!

TheLurpackYears · 07/03/2024 21:58

Hmmm, with several pints of not too milky tea to wash them down with, 3 or 4. Sadly my cholesterol level says no.

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