The shite people flog on Facebook marketplace

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£23 pound for these and £4 postage. I find this sort of thing fascinating. Somebody is making these and selling them. Kudos to them for having the gumption I guess. Who the fuck is buying them?

In the interest of research I went into marketplace to see what tat items are available. We’re getting a log burner so I’ve been doing a lot of searches relating to firewood so my suggested items are wood related 😄when this little beauty popped up. Michael myers coffee table anyone? £150, no offers.

The shit people have, seriously

Some people have no shame! I bloody love laughing at the shit people give away on Olio. As much as I understand you want to save the planet, encouraging someone to travel to your house to pick up half a jar of cranberry sauce that’s been loitering in the back of your fridge since Christmas probably isn’t going to reduce your carbon footprint.

@Rocknrolla21 OMG, priceless! To be fair I'd probably while away happy hours on a site of that quality too...add gin in and it's better than many a night out I've had. I now feel like I should see if I can join even though I'm many miles away from Liverpool

This has made my day, thank you!
it always makes me curious when people put “need it gone ASAP” for a small inoffensive item. Did anyone ever comment about the hat?

ours is brilliant - bought a solid oak extendable table advertised by a local charity for £45 - they delivered it for another £10 -also bought 4 lovely bedside lamps for £30 and 4 mid century chairs for £20- we've moved to a much larger country house and bought a number of items to tide us over until we make permanent furniture choices

@Cloudful I was wondering where Michael Myers came into this… I was not ready! Who did this and WHY

The photographs too. No one makes any effort to style what they’re trying to flog.

We seem to get plenty of folk asking for items ‘as cheap as possible or free. I haven’t got much money’

No love, most of us don’t.

@Rocknrolla21

😂 this sounds bloody brilliant! The drama!

My community fb pages are so dull in comparison

Oh. My. Fucking. GOD!!

I love the reply from Jacqui to the manky slippers post!

And the coffee table is err unusual! Nothing like that on our free page locally. Feel like I'm missing out on a good evening of scrolling!

Is it bad that if this is was so much cheaper I’d consider buying it 😳

@Rocknrolla21 maybe you could melt a William shatner mask to your kitchen table with a hairdryer?

Not quite the same but our local FB page is full of people selling homemade cakes, not the dodgy kind!
New girl at work does it too and brings her cakes to work, all the lads fall on them like scavengers.
I went to her house to drop something off and just no, nope, never.
The kitchen was an absolute shit hole, filthy dirty, the kind of house that you'd wipe your feet on the way out, don't get me wrong I'm no lover of housework but christ it was disgusting.
She gave me a box of cakes that I gave to my neighbour (he's still alive thankfully)
I can't tell anyone at work what I saw in case it gets back to her.
Do not buy food off FB!

🤣🤣

I can absolutely see why many of these handcrafted ornaments are expensive.

my friend bought one for £20- it was lovely, but apparently took the maker 10 hours!!

people were complaining about the price at the craft fair, but that’s £2 an hour before you even factor in materials, craft fair pitch etc etc.

I am indeed lucky, self-appointed lucky not to be one mushbook. Not me, not my OH, none of our children are on it and we are not missing much

I picture exactly this when I see cakes for sale on Facebook! The absolute horror. I picture the woman on that episode of Friends with the vile flat and the hamster living free in amongst the grot

I hope you'd never eaten any of her cakes @itsgoingtobeabumpyride

Such craftsmanship.

I hate the term ‘side hustle’ with a passion

Cheesewisely.....i would guess head lice or someone's pet has peed on it???? Hmmmm 🤔🤔😂😂 or even human wee 😂😂😂😂

@Yogibearspicnic

Oh my god take my money now!

Facebooktat I'm dying here😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i mean the possibilities are endless 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Yogibearspicnic classy.

I guess it's just eaten someone's face.