Colleague is planning The Wedding of the Century

[ahmaigowd]

Oh my god this is grating. There can be no other topic. Her plans must be hailed as the greatest thing ever to happen to our city in its entire history. There is no escape....

Always annoying, but let her have her moment before they divorce in 5 years 😂

You’ve not seen anything yet. Wait until she has a baby 😂

And then wait for the subsequent drama and moaning once her dh has run off with another woman.

Plus the divorce of the century which has to follow the wedding of the century.

Tell us all about it on here! We can then
have a good laugh about it share your pain.

I had one of these - 30 years ago!
EVERY DAY, EVERY THING was about the fucking wedding (I don't know if she got any work done - we were on different teams but the same office).
The drama - the 'official' engagement ring which had to be kept in the bank and the 'normal' ring - which was huge to most people here present.
And did any of us who had to put up with 18 months of the daily drama get an invite? Did we heck

I once knew someone who had a massive church wedding here and then an even more massive supposedly Hindu wedding in Goa (bride, groom and all family were white British C of E, I cannot imagine that it was carried out properly but was basically for the photos, well pre Internet)

On his stag do before Wedding 1, the groom's mates shaved off the little patch of hair at the front of his really very balding head. Bride insisted he got a toupee to replicate this inch square area and actually sobbed in the office while instructing him about this.

Oh dear I hope you don’t work with me OP!

I’m really trying not to bang on about my wedding too much but it’s the main thing going on in my life at the moment and it’s only 5 and a half weeks away now so I sort of can’t help talking about it as it is taking up so much of my life e.g., got asked what I was doing at the weekend, I was on my hen do so that’s what I said…🫣

The bigger the wedding the sooner the divorce 🙈

It's a special kind of torture because it's a Very Private & Intimate wedding and it is also the only topic of conversation.

Is the groom riding in on a white stallion because after much explaining that an elephant was just not possible?

The groom is doing what he is told to do

My colleague told me how long her husband maintains an erection for.

I've met this man several times.

I'd prefer the wedding chat.

I'll give it 6 months.