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Who does everyone like but gets on your nerves

353 replies

wossgoinon · 19/02/2024 14:46

I’ll start

Georgia Tennant. I don’t know why. Is it jealousy? I dunno 🤷‍♀️

And yes I know I’m being mean.

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DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 19/02/2024 20:12

Voowoo · 19/02/2024 18:32

Lorraine Kelly. She has a gooey centre of pure malevolence hidden inside a twinkly sugar shell.

Ant McDrug&drunkDriver

The godforsaken tedious bell also known as Eamonn Holmes. A revolting shudder in human form. His wife is also fairly harrowing, but he takes the overall biscuit.

Stacey blaring boring Dooley. She's like if an underdeveloped AI programme tried to form a below average presenter and printed it using a 3D printer.

Olly Mur-der me now so I don't have to look at him, hear him or know he exists. What is the defining feature of that man? I haven't spotted one.

Jess Glynn, for THAT FUCKING OMNIPOTENT SONG ABOUT HOLDING HANDS it's caused me dental issues from teeth grinding, that FUCKING advert (I think it's J.G who sings it?) Again, blaring.

I knew Schofield was a gutter snake before it became public knowledge; sneering, creepy beady eyed, self serving fake thing that he is. A core of shit to the man so rancid that it's finally visible to all. His "wife" should yeet him onto the moon, if she hasn't already. And his bezzy mate.. Who dropped him like a bag of cold dog sick as soon as she couldn't drag the "double act" on for another interminable year of giggling, dribbling deeply unfunny dickheadedness. Two twats for the price of less than one viable human between them.

~that was all a lot more spiteful that I anticipated~

Brilliant and hilarious 🤣🤣

Notchangingnameagain · 19/02/2024 20:12

the80sweregreat · 19/02/2024 20:12

Angela Rippon and her bloody leg on strictly

😂

Fairyliz · 19/02/2024 20:15

ThePoshUns · 19/02/2024 17:29

Also Micheal Sheen, his earnest Welshness is nauseating. Him and Tennant were so cringe at the BAFTAS last night.

Oh yes he loves Wales so much he lived in America for years only been back in Wales a couple of years
Pity his poor girlfriend; though she had bagged a rich film star and now he’s made her live in Port Talbot.

SheerLucks · 19/02/2024 20:15

OrionStridesIn · 19/02/2024 17:06

Taylor Swift and her 13 minute flights.

I was shocked when we went to the cinema to watch her concert film and it was priced at £19.89 per ticket - after her 1989 album.

Cheeky mare...

ShipshapeShore · 19/02/2024 20:16

Voowoo · 19/02/2024 19:33

@medianewbie I'll give it a shot.

Fry makes me think of those lecherous old uni lecturers who would regale the (boys in the) room with their pseudo bullshit about why god isn't real, with the pomposity of a castrated walrus swirling a glass of red. I don't think god is real either but I had all those revelations when I was about 13 😅 And most people can refrain from the "this is so deep" faux intellectualism which pervades his every utterance. He didn't need to question why god created a worm specifically to live in a kids eyeball or whatever he said, because if that were the case then god also created Stephen bloody Fry too...and that's arguably worse than the eye worms.

Walliams. Man carved from ominous ham. Another one who is clearly a macabre black hole wearing a reptile suit with a man suit precariously stretched over the top of the reptile suit. Almost certainly drinks ovaltine nightly, sipped out of a drinking horn carved from an elderly lady's femur.

Carved from ominous ham 😂😂

Oh please write a book, it would be magnificent.

ItIsLobstersAllTheWayDown · 19/02/2024 20:16

Katherine Jenkins, the opera singer.

^Likewise.

Not keen on her singing either. Objectively good, but I don't like listening to it. Absolutely no offence to the woman who I expect is lovely, and her talent is appreciated by many - musical enjoyment is very subjective.

DaBlackCatsAreDaBestCats · 19/02/2024 20:18

Bit like Paul McCartney and Cilla Black. Had a lorra lorra luv for Liverpool but wouldn’t be seen dead living there. Twats.

Olly Murs. Dear Lord. Ludicrous talentless piece of shit who subbed his own brother’s wedding so he could brown nose on X Factor

HotChocolateNotCocoa · 19/02/2024 20:19

Jason Manford. He’s okay at lots of things, but not a real standout at anything - yet whenever I see him on TV, I get the impression he thinks he’s some amazing talent.

[Disclaimer: This may be because I once had an argument with him online when he was showing off how lovely he supposedly is 🙄]

Notchangingnameagain · 19/02/2024 20:20

Cat Deeley
Sheridan Smith
Michelle Keegan

Sheridan & Michelle VERY annoying as I haven’t watched a lot of stuff that’s meant to be excellent because they are in it.

ItIsLobstersAllTheWayDown · 19/02/2024 20:20

Paul McCartney

^Yeah, never been overly keen on Macca. Suspect he might have been rather vile to Heather Mills, regardless of whether she was difficult or whatever as well. But, I have no inside information, so can't be sure.

SheerLucks · 19/02/2024 20:22

lollipoprainbow · 19/02/2024 17:31

Holly Willoughby
Hannah Waddingham
Gaby Roslin

Definitely HW after that speech that assumed the whole country was reeling at the news about PS!

"How are you? You're probably shocked, confused...we all need to heal" etc.

TheAverageJoanne · 19/02/2024 20:23

Tothemanorborne · 19/02/2024 16:21

David Beckham.

He gives me the ick nowadays.

Alexander Armstrong said on Celebrity Pointless on Saturday that Richard Osman has the sex appeal of David Beckham and the brain of Einstein and he was glad it wasn't the other way around.

Itsmeamandaberry · 19/02/2024 20:25

Beingwithagroupogblokes · 19/02/2024 18:07

Rosie Jones, god I can't stand her

Same

Crabble · 19/02/2024 20:28

wossgoinon · 19/02/2024 14:46

I’ll start

Georgia Tennant. I don’t know why. Is it jealousy? I dunno 🤷‍♀️

And yes I know I’m being mean.

Does everyone like Georgia Tennant?!!

thenightsky · 19/02/2024 20:28

Katherine Jenkins, the opera singer

And Leslie Garrett who can't stop herself trilling/tralling at intervals whenever she's interviewed.

TheAverageJoanne · 19/02/2024 20:28

Porfirio · 19/02/2024 19:17

Katie Piper. Absolutely horrendous to be a victim of an acid attack and I can't imagine the suffering she has been through and continues to suffer as a result.

BUT, she was awful before the attack and insufferable now.

How? I'd never heard of her before she was attacked.

HotChocolateNotCocoa · 19/02/2024 20:30

Nick Knowles on DIY SOS Spiteful face and looks like he couldn’t give a toss about the people whose house he’s doing up

Another* *one like Manford who has an overinflated idea of his own talent and trades on a “one of the lads, ordinary bloke” persona. I heard a clip from that album he did and it made me want to barf.

ssd · 19/02/2024 20:32

TwangBoob · 19/02/2024 19:51

Are you sure? I said attenborough...

Even he's pushing it these days

ClawdeenWolf · 19/02/2024 20:32

"Walliams. Man carved from ominous ham. Another one who is clearly a macabre black hole wearing a reptile suit with a man suit precariously stretched over the top of the reptile suit. Almost certainly drinks ovaltine nightly, sipped out of a drinking horn carved from an elderly lady's femur."

This is absolutely sublime. Bravo @Voowoo. 👏

TheAverageJoanne · 19/02/2024 20:33

Amanda Holden.
Amanda Holden
Amanda Holden.
Amanda Holden.
Amanda Holden
Amanda Holden
And
Amanda Holden.

Itscatsallthewaydown · 19/02/2024 20:36

TheAverageJoanne · 19/02/2024 20:33

Amanda Holden.
Amanda Holden
Amanda Holden.
Amanda Holden.
Amanda Holden
Amanda Holden
And
Amanda Holden.

Yeah, but surely nobody actually likes her?

Mrsjayy · 19/02/2024 20:39

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 19/02/2024 18:05

Jack Whitehall is the Boris Johnson of comedy. Gets everything because he's a posh white boy.

I was just scrolling having a read not really bothered to comment

but yes this and can I add his horrific father I bet he is pals with Boris!

Hallandporridgeoats · 19/02/2024 20:43

Dawn French - all that annoying gobbledygook-speak
Mrs Hinch
Eamonn Holmes

CrushingOnRubies · 19/02/2024 20:43

cardibach · 19/02/2024 17:12

You’re all going to hate me…
Miriam Margolyes.
She just thinks she’s so alternative and hilarious because she’s a sweary lesbian. Nobody cares, love. Or at least I don’t.

DM is that you?

Shes the only person is know who doesn't like Miriam Margoyles

YourMommaWasASnowblower · 19/02/2024 20:45

Denise Welch
Shirley Ballas