What world records might you have broken today?

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Reckon I'm a shoo-in for 'most socks dropped when carrying a load of washing downstairs'

And in with a shout for 'longest time spent trying to open a front door with a office key'

You?

I have so. Many. Questions.

The worlds most anxious person today

Having the most hypochondriac husband. He's just said, "i feel a bit queasy, i hope I haven't had a brain aneurysm".

Outstanding!

I'm sorry. I hope tomorrow is a better day.

Longest time someone held in a wee whist a poorly sleeping toddler slept on me.

The quickest 2 city break. I went into Bath this morning and Bristol (a technicality, it waa the outskirts) this afternoon. I have proof as I shopped and gave receipts.

10yo DD is in the running for Not Hearing Mum.

Personally... most Hama beads dropped.

Most times going up and down and step ladder fitting curtains back and forth adjusting the pole then dropping the screws then up down up down all flipping afternoon with a cold as well so felt faint and hot

Most time spent agonising over the wording of an email no one will read because by the time I'd written it they'd have logged off for the week and it'll get lost in Monday's inbox.

Most Belgian Chocolate Biscuits in 5 minutes (7, for info). They are quite small, and I was trying to scoff them and hide them again before the kids came in

On a totally different note, one of the low points in my career (NHS) was when I took my bra off and a bit of someone else's bone fell out. Quite a chunk as well 🤢. I think it must have ricocheted off my chin and gone down my top...

My puppy ate 140g of kibble in 11 seconds this morning, if that’s not a record I’d be amazed.