One a scale of one to imminent death

[FrancisSeaton]

What are the chances I will live to see my summer holiday in June if I eat this chicken my moronic husband cooked with this tray still attached

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Are you sure it isn't strategic incompetence so that you never ask him to cook dinner again.

I'd say around zero. I've done this inadvertently in the past and myself and my family have all survived quite well

Well I wouldn't eat the plastic, but if the chicken (which I can't see) is more or less cooked I'd have no problems.

(Another #TeamSpruce member motto: "if it's not blue and fluffy then eat it. Except cheese, which is all the better for being blue and fluffy").

Probably I've never done this with the cardboard under a pizza

I'd eat it if it looked and smelt ok. I think people have become a bit ridiculous about danger from food.

I would bin TBH. Plastic will have evaporated for sure ,very dangerous .

What a numpty. You'll probably be fine but I would probably chuck the chicken in the bin.

Hmm, it's like that movie, The Fly. Chicken fused with plastic tray. Could be DNA altering.

I would eat it.

Just eat the vegetables and potatoes

I once bought a chicken with a transparent plastic label stuck to its breast which I forgot to remove and only noticed when it was in my mouth, and I felt so embarrassed to have fucked up so badly that I just swallowed it.

I’d eat it

I'd eat it

I'd eat it def

I’d eat it but maybe not the bits in contact with the plastic, and not the skin. But I don’t eat chicken skin anyway.

I think you will live to see the summer. It will probably just reduce your overall lifespan by 20 minutes or so, similar to what a rasher of bacon or similar would.

😂

7/10

You might get dengue fever and arthritis but I think you'll get your summer holiday.